Do you have product suggestions for my new organization?

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As you know, I am a busy man. In addition to being President of India, and LindaOH's presidential campaign co-chairman, I am founding father of OPWA (Old People With Attitude). At first I thought OPWA would be an advocacy group, or a forum for discussion, but I realized I could monetize it, as I have learned in recent years that everything should be monetized. My first few products are "taking the internet by storm." My friend Mike and I like to make walking sticks out of live oak (a kind of tree common in California) branches. I will not mention specific figures, but less than a million and more than zero are already in use by an 82-year-old friend of mine. Soon I will be marketing end-weighted walking sticks, for whapping young whippersnappers across the knees when they are disrespectful. I will also be marketing Texas Longhorn horns that attach to walkers and scooters. No more waiting for out-of-control families to clear the aisles in grocery stores. Just floor that damn scooter and let the horns to their thing. As many of you know, I have been working on a book for several years. I have claimed it to be a developmental psychology book. Actually it is a book of clever things for old-timers to say to younguns, like "Don't argue with me. I've already forgotten more than you know." And "I have a better idea. Lets WALK down the hill and make love to ALL of the heifers." If you would like to become a member of OPWA, just visit @FourWalls's GoFundYourself page. You, yes YOU, can help fund my trip to Paris, where I will come up with new ideas while sitting at a Cafe and flirting with French girls. Do you have any product suggestions? I will attach one of my favorite Monthy Python sketches. It's Hell's Grannies. Many of you have already seen it. But it's worth watching again.