Do you harbor any racist beliefs or stereotypes?

I hate to admit it, but I do. I live in a 'ghetto' part of town and deal primarily with blacks and Hispanics. I love 'em both and get along with them great. But, a lot of the black people I know are...

What's a good joke? Here are mine:

What does Snoop Dogg use to clean his whitey tighties?

BleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeACH!

Where does a cat go if he loses his tail?

The retail store.

Do aliens exist?

Do aliens exist? Are they abducting humans and mutilating cows? Is anal probing real? Have you had your anus probed by an alien? If aliens are abducting humans, do you want to be one of the few to go...

What sort of music do you listen to?

I LOVE rap and r&b, especially gangster rap. Some of my favorite artists include NAS, Lil Wayne, Tupac, and Ludacris. I also like ol' school funk (Parliament Funkadelic), house music, jazz, big band,...

What would you do if your parents divorced?

I'm 26... so I don't really care. I'd rather they stay together, but it's not like I live with them or even see them that often. Do as you wish would be my motto. But, I can see how it would freak...