My friend and my jokes

Well I told my friend a really funny joke and he ROLFing and every day told me to tell him the joke again. I reckon the joke will get boring if i tell him over and over, but he keep asking me to do...

The experiment

The experiment which the scientists are trying to recreate the big bang, do you believe it will success or it will create a blackhole instead?

Aliens

Do you believe in aliens?
Well I got a what's called "logical" explaination:
If human exists, then, let's say in 1,000,000 stars one is inhabitated with life and Earth is the lucky one.
Okay, so...

Ever see this sign on forums?

When you register on a forum, how many of you have seen a sign like this:

Are you a human?

?Yes ?No

A survey:D

There;s a guy called Jason who's Chinese and a total retard who got ticks for all things below:Do you have them?1. Do you get owned by the dictionary?
2. Have you been persuaded that you live in a...