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| Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his
neighbor, "Ray, may I borrow your axe?"
"Not today," Ray replied, "I have to make soup."
"What kind of excuse it that?!" demanded Joe. ... | |
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| Language Trends of the Future
There are consistent trends in the past evolution of languages, and in
all likelihood they will continue to change in the same fashion in the
future.
In 200... | |
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| Changing of the English Language
Having chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC, the European
Parliament has commissioned a feasibility study in ways of improving
efficiency in... | |
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| Names to Use in Prank Calls
Hugh G. Rection
Jim Nium
Claire... | |
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| verybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody
This is a story about four people named Everbody, Somebody, Anybody
and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was
sure that... | |
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| Notice
To make things easier for all of us, please notice this Important Notice
About Notices. You may have noticed the increased number of notices for you
to notice. We notice that some... | |
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| Bloke is drinking at a pub and after a few rounds goes to leave,
explaining to the barman he has to go home to do a . "Don't
be stupid," says the barman, "We've got a perfectly good toilet... | |
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| Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then
when you do criticize that person, you'll be a mile away and
have his shoes. | |
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| Preparation for Parenthood
Preparation for parenthood is not just a matter of reading books and
decorating the nursery. Here are 12 simple tests for expectant parents
to take to prepare... | |
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| This guy was driving down the highway and was pulled over
by the cops. The cop asked the man for his name and the
guy replied, "Earl."
"You got a last name, Earl?"
"Nope. It's a long story,... | |
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