A Few Jokes From My Collection.

Fortune Teller:I Can See Great Disappoinment For Someone Close To You.

Coustomer:Thats Right.I Have No Money to pay you

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Patient:Doctor if i give up drinking,will i live...

Traffic Rules Violation

Have U ever Been Fined For Breaking Traffic rules?

Well I was Fined Last Year For Underage Driving.

But Now Im legally a driver cause i recently got my driving liscenc

Women Translating In English

A Women Went To a Doctor:MEra Beta Motorcycle Se Gir Gaya.

Doctor:I Dont Know Urdu.Please Speak In English.

Women:My Londa Gironda From Honda.

an apple a day.....

Listen To This

An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away
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But If The Doctor Is CUTE

Bharh Me jaye Fruit
(HELL WITH THE FRUIT)

an apple a day

Listen To This

An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away
.
.
.
.
.

But If The Doctor Is CUTE

Bharh Me jaye Fruit
(HELL WITH THE FRUIT)