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| Q: Why do men fart more often than women?
A: Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure | |
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| Mom: Andy, where r u off to now?
Son: I`m gonna join the army.
Mom: But, legally u r only an infant.
Son: That`s all right, I`m going to join the infantry | |
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| Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence.
Student: WOW! | |
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| 2 lovers plan a suicide. Boy jumped first. Gal closed her eyes n returned back saying: Luv is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying: Luv never dies. | |
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| When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist! | |
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| During this time of recession, if ur boss walk in and tells u the following
1.no raise till further notice
2.no bonuses
3.OT cant be claimed
4.Transport ll not be provoded
5.Media expense arr... | |
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| ...that hopefully will make someone smile.
* All bad poetry springs from genuine feeling.
* Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
* America is the only country that went... | |
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| George Phillips of Meridian Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back... | |
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| The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-
old country girl. He was quite content, but after a few weeks
she told him that she was going to leave him if she didn't get
some... | |
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