comedyaddict

@comedyaddict (772)

Canada • Age 47

Joined myLot 17 years ago

Life's too short to become fanatical about things...

Discussions (26)

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Question about PHP and XML

comedyaddict @comedyaddict (772) • Canada 25 Apr 08

Hi everyone.. hopefully someone can help me on this. I am trying to use an API from a website and then parse the information into my own website. The API URL is...

php xml

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1 person

Get married or move out of town!

comedyaddict @comedyaddict (772) • Canada 14 Mar 07

It's been a while since I've started a discussion, but I just read this article in a weekly paper and had to share it (its paraphrased since I don't feel like typing too much.. ). Black Jack ,Missouri, has a bylaw that says a...

black jack

marragie

town

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4 people

The cookie problem...

comedyaddict @comedyaddict (772) • Canada 3 Mar 07

To all my regular friends who think this is going to be about cookies, such as chocolate chip cookies, etc; sorry but this post is going to put you to sleep... My problem is this, I have a problem with the syntax of setting up...

php

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1 person

The African Hospital...

comedyaddict @comedyaddict (772) • Canada 3 Mar 07

A joke from the vaults of ComedyAddict.com A midwife is walking past the hospital staffroom, when she hears two African doctors talking, "I'm telling you it's wumba: W-U-M-B-A," says the first. "No. It's woombaa:...

jokes

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3 people

Who sings the best version of Feeling Good...

comedyaddict @comedyaddict (772) • Canada 28 Feb 07

Who hear admits to watching American Idol? I admit, I do watch it, and both tonight and last night a contestant sang one of my favorite songs; Feeling Good. However, I really wish that someone would do it the way one of my...

american idol

feeling good

muse

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Tell the world about yourself...

comedyaddict @comedyaddict (772) • Canada 27 Feb 07

I like to think I am still fairly new here, but I am starting to make some friends online which is pretty cool. Over time I've been slowly learning a little about my new myLot friends which is good. So for those of you who are...

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6 people

Why is beer seen only as a working class drink???

comedyaddict @comedyaddict (772) • Canada 25 Feb 07

I know family and friends who think beer is a white trash drink, or all women who drink beer are beer sl*ts... But to me, I get just as much enjoyment out of a good quality beer, served properly and matched with a decent meal,...

beer

food

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3 people

The end of the month blues....

comedyaddict @comedyaddict (772) • Canada 25 Feb 07

Ok, I don't really have the blues, I just have a challenge ahead of me. The end of the month, and minimum payments. Too often I find myself at the last few days of the month, and my earnings to below the minimum payment and...

minimum

mylot

payment

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7 people

Any one here with a car's with the speedo, etc in the middle of dash...???

comedyaddict @comedyaddict (772) • Canada 23 Feb 07

I've been looking at some cars recently and one of them has the speedo,etc in the center. I like the car, but I am not sure about the centered speedo. Who else here has a car like that? What do you think of it? DO you prefer it...

cars

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I wanna get my kicks on Route 66...

comedyaddict @comedyaddict (772) • Canada 19 Feb 07

I was just watching a documentary on Route 66 by a couple German guys, and even though they spent most of the time showing how bad their 1974 Cadillac Eldorado Convertible was, I got the impression it was a pretty awesome...

2 responses

Whats the funniest answer to a question you've seen on myLot???

comedyaddict @comedyaddict (772) • Canada 16 Feb 07

We've all seen them around, people asking a question, then getting back some funny responses.. Some answers are witty, some make you wonder what the person is smoking? My personal favorite that I can recall, was an answer to...

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4 people

I like my star, but why are mist of us not on a ten?

comedyaddict @comedyaddict (772) • Canada 15 Feb 07

As I write this, my star is an 8. Thats not too bad at all, I am happy with it. However after seeing numerous posts by people with 9 and 10 who write replies like "not... I am....". I am surprised why most people do not have...

quality

rating

stars

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8 people

Girls, why do you sleep with guys when most guys are pigs!

comedyaddict @comedyaddict (772) • Canada 15 Feb 07

Got your attention.. Good :) I was just downstairs with the TV on and as I was browsing a came across a show about a young girl (18, 19, 20... doesn't really matter though..) who had become pregnant, but her boyfriend then...

sex

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15 people

Am I weird? Or is this sort of normal???

comedyaddict @comedyaddict (772) • Canada 13 Feb 07

I read a fair amount, and for the past couple years, I've kept a database of all the books I've read. I know, this doesn't seem like to bad an idea, it just that every time I finish a book, and I enter it into the database I...

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13 people

Why are you a MyLotter???

comedyaddict @comedyaddict (772) • Canada 8 Feb 07

I've only been a MyLotter for a few weeks now, but have had a great time talking to people, discussing new ideas, and playing devils advocate in a few discussions. One thing that really surprises me though is the number of...

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3 people

Advice on backing a large site up....

comedyaddict @comedyaddict (772) • Canada 8 Feb 07

Hi everyone.. hopefully someone can give me a little advice. Does anyone know of a good program to make a daily backup of a site? Basically I have a site with a large number of member photos that I would like to backup on a...

website designing

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3 people

The Inexpirienced Chinaman...

comedyaddict @comedyaddict (772) • Canada 7 Feb 07

A Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is not all that experienced either. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to...

sharing jokes

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2 people

Now that was a surprise ending!

comedyaddict @comedyaddict (772) • Canada 6 Feb 07

Good to see the old style house back. Of youhavent seen todays epispde I wont ruin it for you, but it was great to have a medical mystery again!

house

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1 person

Is Virtual Photographer the best free Photoshop Plugin ever?

comedyaddict @comedyaddict (772) • Canada 4 Feb 07

I love digital cameras! I really do. Before I bought my digital, I took a number of courses, learned how to develop my photos in a dark room, but never really took a lot of photos. Now I am onto my second digital camera - Canon...

canon digital

photography

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1 person

What do you want from a money making program?

comedyaddict @comedyaddict (772) • Canada 3 Feb 07

I have been slowly making changes to my site which is a comedy and humor site, so that users get paid for submitting funny content. My question is.. which would you prefer, that I handle all payments and pay directly into your...

make extra money

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2 people