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Fast Forward: 25 Signs You’ve Grown Up
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is... | |
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| I was wondering if anyone here might have a recipe for the German dish rahmschnitzel? My fiance had it while he was stationed in Germany years ago, and he has been dying to have it again ever since.... | |
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| Do you eat at specific times(ie.breakfast,lunch,dinner) or when you are hungry? | |
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| - I am going to get a goat.
- A goat? And where would you put it, you have no goathouse.
- I´m going to have it indoors, here in my house?
- Really - but what about the smell?
- Well, the goat... | |
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| Monkey murchent says to his servent," Pintu, Go and see Monkey truck arrived or not .?"
Pintu goes to road to see, there he meet Pinky so he asked her, " Did you see truck full of Monkey passing... | |
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| A guy walks into a store for some last-minute Christmas shopping, and sees a parrot for sale.
He asks the clerk what the parrot's name is and the clerk tells him it's Chet. He also tells the man... | |
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| In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men. Concerned about this, a local woman called on the manager and asked him:
"Why is it you limit your employees... | |
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| Wife: what will I get(Prize) if I cook for you a dinner like that every day this year?
Husband: My life insurance . | |
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| I really want to try to start cooking with tofu. I have never tasted it, but I am very adventurous with food. I need to be careful with money and I could also stand to lose some weight, so I'm going... | |
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| Father: you must work hard and do something great so that your fame spreads to all the corners of the world.
Son: That's imposssible.
Father: Why?
Son: Because the earth is round, no corners, you... | |
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