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| Have you ever experience no connection on internet? I had just experience this week and stayed for about 2 days...so i haveb't on mylot on those days...quite funny, cause i planned to stay for mylot... | |
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| A doctor, a lawyer and a manager were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mistress.
The lawyer sys: "For sure a mistress is better.If you have a wife and want a divorce, it causes... | |
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| A sad man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks him what the problem is.
"Mylife is awful,"the man says."Every night, I play Trivial Pursuit with my wife, and every night she beats... | |
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| Johnny comes back from school crying and says, "Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head."
His mother replies, "NO you don't Johnny. YOu have a hideously deformed head.The other... | |
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| Three Doctors are discussig which types of patients they prefer.Doctor Watson says, "I prefer librarians.All their organs are alphabetized."
Doctor Fitzpztrick says,"I prefer mathmaticians.All... | |
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| two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. they walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path. before long, along came this little old man. the... | |
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| there was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets. she yelled at him, "great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"
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| an old farmer went to town to see a movie. the tickets agent asked, "sir, what's that on your shoulder?" the old farmer said, "that's my pet rooster Chucky, wherever i go, Chucky goes." "I'm sorry... | |
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| two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous, always getting into trouble and their parents are aware of this. if any mischief occurs in their town the two boys are probably involved.... | |
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| A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother - in - law's death. it also enquires whether she should be buried or burnt. he replies, "don't take chances. burn the body and bury the... | |
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