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forjosie @forjosie (1544) • Indonesia 13 May 10

If you're married to some one..... someday you find your couple cheat to you, what will you do? what do you choose, devorce or forgive her/him because you have children and you still love him/her

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indahfth I've experienced it. I did not choose divorce, as many should I think about getting a divorce, especially children and families. love may have been reduced, but I always try to survive. besides we also still need each other, it's very hard to live, but divorce...

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forjosie @forjosie (1544) • Indonesia 15 Mar 07

-- God looks down on earth and decides he's had enough. With a crack of thunder, He summons to heaven the three most powerful people on Earth: Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin and Bill Gates. "Gentlemen," God says. "I have called...

jokes

windows 95

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RobinJ thank you that was just excelent. well done. LOL LOL LOL

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dawgmart @dawgmart (74) • Philippines 13 Mar 07

i cant remember where i read this joke - a man went on a trip to africa a day ahead of his wife. when he arrives, he sends his wife an email, but sends it to a grieving widow by mistake! the widow faints after reading the...

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lap_andi @lap_andi (76) • Indonesia 14 Mar 07

an old farmer went to town to see a movie. the tickets agent asked, "sir, what's that on your shoulder?" the old farmer said, "that's my pet rooster Chucky, wherever i go, Chucky goes." "I'm sorry sir/" said the ticket agent, "we...

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forjosie @forjosie (1544) • Indonesia 15 Mar 07

Julius Caesar orders Brutus to get him a dozen apples. He soon returns and hands the apples to Caesar. On counting them, Caesar finds only ten. Angrily he turns to Brutus and snarls, "ET TU, BRUTE?"

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julius caesar

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romel_ece Hehhehehe, Nice joke my friend.Keep it up.

15 Mar 07

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forjosie @forjosie (1544) • Indonesia 13 Mar 07

DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild...

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RobinJ I love this particularly after cat sitting for the past week. and i am sure Zack is discussing in plain cat his mistreatment by the replacement staff.When I phoned my brother today to make sure the beast was still OK, all I heard was the same complaints in the...

14 Mar 07

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forjosie @forjosie (1544) • Indonesia 13 Mar 07

DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild...

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samaritan_07 Cats have such a harsh ife dont they?

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forjosie @forjosie (1544) • Indonesia 13 Mar 07

1. They have a lot of data but are still clueless. 2. A better model is always just around the corner. 3. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home. 4. It is always necessary to have a backup. 5. They'll do whatever...

computers

jokes

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creamywave24 ha ha ha...thts a good one..lol

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forjosie @forjosie (1544) • Indonesia 13 Mar 07

A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a chicken running along side the road, beside his car. He was amazed to see that the chicken was keeping up with him. Glancing down at his speedometer, he noticed that he...

jokes

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Neo_Knights Mann, I don't like chicken legs but that is definately one funny joke... I like it so much. Where did you find this joke?

13 Mar 07

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jordq7 @jordq7 (576) • Philippines 16 Jan 12

Last night I saw this phone from nokia and I am not really sure that I will get the best out of my money if but this phone.It was said from the video that I watched that this is a beautiful phone but it is doomed.Some says that...

cellphone

cellular phone

gadgets

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kagandahan Last night I saw this phone from nokia and I am not really sure that I will get the best out of my money if but this phone.It was said from the video that I watched that this is a beautiful phone but it is doomed.Some says that this phone was abandoned by...

13 Mar 07

rusale @rusale (647) • Philippines 16 Jan 12

The previous discussion I made is quite confusing. I was suppose to make a discussion under the STUDENT but somethings stops me and made a new topic instead. But that topic was not suppose to be under the Student. My mind was...

mistake

mylot

student

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limphaiksee The previous discussion I made is quite confusing. I was suppose to make a discussion under the STUDENT but somethings stops me and made a new topic instead. But that topic was not suppose to be under the Student. My mind was struggled because of a topic I was...

13 Mar 07

its-logos-plus-logic @flowerchilde (12529) • United States 16 Jan 12

There's very nice quarter moon out there this morning where I'm at. I love the moon in a blue sky! Are you much of a sky or stargazer? Noticing the moon or the stars at night?

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Island_Geko There's very nice quarter moon out there this morning where I'm at. I love the moon in a blue sky! Are you much of a sky or stargazer? Noticing the moon or the stars at night?

13 Mar 07

omchesunche @omchesunche (1755) • Indonesia 1 Dec 11

I think the calculator function has becomes the common tools found in every cellular phones..Even since beginning of cellphones which bulky and heavy, they have provided calculator as one of the tools..Now, the calculator built in...

calculator in cellphones

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beautifulceiling I think the calculator function has becomes the common tools found in every cellular phones..Even since beginning of cellphones which bulky and heavy, they have provided calculator as one of the tools..Now, the calculator built in function is becomes more...

13 Mar 07

forjosie @forjosie (1544) • Indonesia 13 Mar 07

A man brought a very limp dog into the veterinary clinic. As he lay the dog on the table, the doctor pulled out his stethoscope, placing the receptor on the dog's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and...

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RobinJ Thanks that is great, still chuckling . excellent

13 Mar 07

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forjosie @forjosie (1544) • Indonesia 13 Mar 07

Three racehorses standing around started arguing. The first said, "I've won 15 out of 20 of my races!" The second said, "Yeah, well I've won 29 out of 30 of my races!" The third said, "Yeah, well I've won 39 out of 40...

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bettyrose20 Lol, that joke is good..keep up the good work..

13 Mar 07

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forjosie @forjosie (1544) • Indonesia 13 Mar 07

A man brought a very limp dog into the veterinary clinic. As he lay the dog on the table, the doctor pulled out his stethoscope, placing the receptor on the dog's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and...

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bigedshult1 A new doctor had arrived in town. He could cure anything and anybody. Everyone was amazed with what he could do - everyone except for Mr. Thompson, the town skeptic. Grumpy old Mr. Thompson went to visit this 'miracle doctor' to prove that he wasn't...

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forjosie @forjosie (1544) • Indonesia 13 Mar 07

A man brought a very limp dog into the veterinary clinic. As he lay the dog on the table, the doctor pulled out his stethoscope, placing the receptor on the dog's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and...

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COCKATOOS6 very cute!

13 Mar 07

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forjosie @forjosie (1544) • Indonesia 7 Mar 07

Eventually, Bill croaks and Satan is there to greet him. "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me...

computer jokes

jokes

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simran1430 A man was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway. On his first day he painted six miles; the next day three miles; the following day less than a mile. When the foreman asked the man why he kept painting less each day, he replied...

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forjosie @forjosie (1544) • Indonesia 7 Mar 07

Eventually, Bill croaks and Satan is there to greet him. "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me...

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Dicky If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there is an exception to every rule. If we accept "For every rule there is an exception" as a rule, then we must concede that there may not be an exception after all, since the rule...

11 Mar 07

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leon3000502000 @leon3000502000 (1564) • Philippines 20 Apr 11

hello mylotters, anyone here a member of clixzing? I plan to join in this site and invest in this site and use this site to advertise my tagvillage, synbux, clixsense, and microworkers. I have no upline yet but you could be my...

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hiyellowmoon hello mylotters, anyone here a member of clixzing? I plan to join in this site and invest in this site and use this site to advertise my tagvillage, synbux, clixsense, and microworkers. I have no upline yet but you could be my upline if you would like to join...

8 Mar 07

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