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Balthasar The Rat - Sure, I'm a rat. Don't judge a book by its cover, alright. I have a unique perspective (which is understating things quite a bit). I broadcast from my landlord's garage when I'm not out digging through trash. Most importantly I could care less about individual humans, expect Bill Murray. I love Bill Murray. If rats and humans could have offspring together, they'd have Bill Murrays. My biggest problem is my awesome landlord typing for me. Hey, I didn't say 'awesome' about you. Wait don't type when I'm talking directly to you. Holy Bill, you rock. Wait, give me that . . .i did not say 'rock'. dang typing is hard with little rat feet. rat out.
@BalthasarTheRat (657)
• United States

Balthasar The Rat - Sure, I'm a rat. Don't judge a book by its cover, alright. I have a unique perspective (which is understating things quite a bit). I broadcast from my landlord's garage when I'm not out digging through trash. Most importantly I could care less about individual humans, expect Bill Murray. I love Bill Murray. If rats and humans could have offspring together, they'd have Bill Murrays. My biggest problem is my awesome landlord typing for me. Hey, I didn't say 'awesome' about you. Wait don't type when I'm talking directly to you. Holy Bill, you rock. Wait, give me that . . .i did not say 'rock'. dang typing is hard with little rat feet. rat out.