I am having a jolly nice lunch today!

The home is preparing a spiffing boiled ham with stewed cabbage. That is my favorite lunch.

Do you have a favorite lunch that is luckily enough also good for your bowel movements?

Must go,...

Slowing down with age.

I need a new computer like i jolly well need a new battery for my pacemaker..lol.

It is slower than me trying to make the toilet after i've had my prune syrup. Still, we can't all be gigalo's like...

I am flabbergasted by the ages some people say they are on mylot!

Do you think people tell the truth on mylot about thier age and if not do they fib about other areas of thier life?

I have aquired a dashed decent new friend called dsn190168 or something like...

Having a naughty chuckle at Mylot!

I say, my faced turned a shade of beetroot and i spat out half my fig roll when i saw some chap having a discussion about a woman's bouncy bits. Dare i say it, but i was dashed flabbergasted and...

The most romantic city in the world.

i travelled extensively during the 1939 - 1945 campaign and had the good fortune to pass through the 'eternal city'.

Even in war time this was a truely touching city and i took my wife on...