discussions i've started |
| I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
A. Whitney Brown
If it weren't for electricity we would all be watching television by... | | | | Doctor: "Did you take the patient's temperature
Nurse: "No. Is it missing?"
Doctor: "Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?"
Nurse: "No change yet."
| | | | Teacher: Did you father help your with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself. | | | | The Last Word
A man to his friend: "At my house I always say the last word".
His friend: "What is the word?"
The man: "I am sorry. Forgive me" | | | | How do you call a wife who knows where her husband lies down every night?
A widow! | | | | |
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