Doctor: "Did you take the patient's temperature Nurse: "No. Is it missing?" Doctor: "Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?" Nurse: "No change yet."
Teacher: Did you father help your with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself.
The Last Word A man to his friend: "At my house I always say the last word". His friend: "What is the word?" The man: "I am sorry. Forgive me"
How do you call a wife who knows where her husband lies down every night? A widow!
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