What book(s) are you reading now?

I'm just trying to start some kind of discussion, so I figured I'd ask something fairly innoctious. (Please excuse spelling errors.) So, what book or books are you reading right now? As in, you have...

Oh, the odd things we carry around....

What is the oddest thing you've ever found in a pocket or purse? Doesn't have to be your own pocket, just a pocket. (Please keep this clean, though, everyone.) I'm not really looking for gross...