More jokes for the children
By raydene
@raydene (9871)
United States
April 18, 2007 8:03am CST
For The Kids...
What do you get if you cross a cow, a sheep and a goat?
The milky baa kid!
What is a duck's favorite dance?
The quackstep!
Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot!
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A woolly jumper!
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@margieanneart (26423)
• United States
18 Apr 07
Hahha, I must be a kid, as I really enjoyed these. Thanks Raydene. These are really adorable. Rated a + again, you are so deserving.
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@astroo13 (963)
• India
18 Apr 07
Two guys were talking at work.
"I've got a problem," said the first one.
"What is it?"
"My wife has done it to me again. I'm supposed to buy my mother-in-law a present for her birthday, from the two of us. And, I am fresh out of ideas. I mean, it's HER mother, why can't she buy it?"
"What did you buy her last year?" the other one asked.
"Last year I bought her a VERY EXPENSIVE cemetery plot."
"Hmmmm, hard to top that one," said the other.
The two guys couldn't come up with anything. So the son-in-law didn't buy his mother-in-law anything for her birthday.
When the big day arrived the next weekend, she was a bit upset. At the family gathering for her birthday, she announced out loud to everyone, "Thank you all for the wonderful gifts. Too bad my daughter and son-in-law weren't so thoughtful!"
Thinking quickly, the son-in-law responded, "Well, you haven't used the gift I gave you last year!"
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