More jokes for the children
April 18, 2007 8:03am CST
For The Kids... What do you get if you cross a cow, a sheep and a goat? The milky baa kid! What is a duck's favorite dance? The quackstep! Which dance will a chicken not do? The foxtrot! What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? A woolly jumper!
18 Apr 07
Two guys were talking at work. "I've got a problem," said the first one. "What is it?" "My wife has done it to me again. I'm supposed to buy my mother-in-law a present for her birthday, from the two of us. And, I am fresh out of ideas. I mean, it's HER mother, why can't she buy it?" "What did you buy her last year?" the other one asked. "Last year I bought her a VERY EXPENSIVE cemetery plot." "Hmmmm, hard to top that one," said the other. The two guys couldn't come up with anything. So the son-in-law didn't buy his mother-in-law anything for her birthday. When the big day arrived the next weekend, she was a bit upset. At the family gathering for her birthday, she announced out loud to everyone, "Thank you all for the wonderful gifts. Too bad my daughter and son-in-law weren't so thoughtful!" Thinking quickly, the son-in-law responded, "Well, you haven't used the gift I gave you last year!"