Birds

By Gabs
@gabs8513 (48712)
United Kingdom
April 18, 2007 7:40pm CST
I have a mylot Friend visiting me and she is staying for a few Days. Today I decided to take her to my lovely Friend (you know the one with the mishaps last week hehehe) who is also a mylot Member. Well when we arrived, my lovely Friend said to me "Just a prewarning we have let the Birds loose in the Bathroom as I know you do not like flying Birds" this was so sweet of her and I said ok. Well my 2 Friends where sitting chatting (yep I actually kept my mouth shut for once, phew that was hard for me you know) and I decided I needed to go to the Toilet. I opened the Door well I nearly died, these 2 Birds came flying towards me and I ducked and screamed, Sheelagh77 and Darkwing just went quiet what was going on, yes I forgot the warning. Sheelagh77 Partners tried to shut the Front door and Gissi was barking and jumping for joy. They where trying to put the Birds in the Cage I am cowering in the Hallway, Gissi was still barking. The Birds got a bit annoyed so I told them to leave them as long as they do not fly I will be ok. I very carefully go in the Livingroom to sit down and behold me the 2 Vultures come flying towards me. I go down to the ground and them 2 fly back into the Bathroom. Of course all I got was "Did I warn you or did I not?" Yes she did and of course Blondie here forgot, but come on all you my dear and lovely Friends out there know me,also know my Brain. Of course everyone thought it was funny including Gissi. I sulked. Yep me, gabs8513 was sulking All I can say is it was a good job that I was not to desperate for the Toilet or there would have been a Puddle to.
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@petspets (476)
• Antarctica
19 Apr 07
When i got the email, i could not believe what I was reading. OK, I laughed. You are afraid of flying birds. Hugs. Are they really vultures?
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@gabs8513 (48712)
• United Kingdom
19 Apr 07
Lololol no but to me they where I mean goodness when you see these things fly towards you do you know what I mean
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• Australia
19 Apr 07
Well of course Gissi was enjoying it, with five birds! We all know about Gissi and his pleasures! Gabs, do you think the "vultures" was just a teensy, weensy bit of an exaggeration? I'm sure Sheelagh doesn't keep vultures! Just how big (small) are they? Well, at least you weren't hurt and all your friends had a laugh with you. Gabs it is BLUE! At long last you've got the colour right! - but if my guess is correct, it won't stay for long.
@gabs8513 (48712)
• United Kingdom
19 Apr 07
Well to me they where Vultures I mean come on Cloud they where flying towards me I guess they weren't Vultures but I say they where They where a bit bigger then a Cockatil Yes you guess it won't be there long lol (blushing)
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@gabs8513 (48712)
• United Kingdom
19 Apr 07
Well to me they where Vultures I mean come on Cloud they where flying towards me I guess they weren't Vultures but I say they where They where a bit bigger then a Cockatil Yes you guess it won't be there long lol (blushing) I forgot to send you this Cloud and then you know what I went through http://www.mylot.com/w/discussions/1005223.aspx I mean poor little me
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• Australia
21 Apr 07
Well of course they were vultures Gabs. You forgot to take off your magnifying glasses! Thanks for the link. I've been away for a few days and I'm off again soon. Just checking to make sure you're still OK! I can't afford to turn my back on you for too long: never know WHAT you'll get up to next! (maybe it'll be a dinosaur?)
@weemam (13377)
19 Apr 07
Lol gabs I am sorry but I can't write this for laughing , If it had been me there would have been more than a puddle , they would have needed air freshener ( get the drift lol ) when I get a fright I run to the loo, You just cant help it can you lol , if there is something going to happen it will happen to our gabs , Take care my friend ,, hope you got to the loo in the end lol xxxxxx
@gabs8513 (48712)
• United Kingdom
20 Apr 07
Yes Weemam I know and yes I did get to the loo in the End to But after that I did not go till the Birds where back in the Cages as I knew then they will not be locked in the Bathroom for me to open the Door and them having a good time flying at me lol xxxxxxxx
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@weemam (13377)
20 Apr 07
If you keep having all those accidents we will have to put YOU in the cage lol xx
@TerryZ (22083)
• United States
19 Apr 07
What a funny story my friend. Whenever theres a mishap you can always find blondie right in the middle of it.LOL I dont like flying birds in the house. I probably would have peed my pants.LOL
@gabs8513 (48712)
• United Kingdom
19 Apr 07
Well you know me Sweet lol my Life is full of it lol I am glad I didn't that would have been sooooooooooooooooo embarrassing Hugs to you
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@gabs8513 (48712)
• United Kingdom
19 Apr 07
Well you know me Sweet lol my Life is full of it lol I am glad I didn't that would have been sooooooooooooooooo embarrassing Hugs to you Here go and see and you will know what was going on (I mean why meeeeeeeeeeee)http://www.mylot.com/w/discussions/1005223.aspx
@Lakota12 (42681)
• United States
19 Apr 07
LOLFOFLHNK! Oh I can just see it now . gabs on the floor holding head so birds dont get your hair an dgissi jumping up and down and poor Ant trying his best to ge them back in there . I bet you got a ribbing for that . I f Ihad to go I would have left a puddle for I wouldnt be able to hold it for laughing so hard!
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@gabs8513 (48712)
• United Kingdom
19 Apr 07
Yes believe me I did lol Here is a Discussion you want to go and read http://www.mylot.com/w/discussions/1005223.aspx
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@Lakota12 (42681)
• United States
19 Apr 07
ok have read it and responded lol What a pic back in my head
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@makingpots (11922)
• United States
19 Apr 07
Lol!!!!! How exciting to have a myLotter visiting you. What else do you have planned?
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@gabs8513 (48712)
• United Kingdom
19 Apr 07
Well today Darkwing and me had a lazy Day as we didn't go to bed till 3am lol Tomorrow we will be going into Town and she will be going back on Saturday which is unfortunate as I loved having her but I am sure there will be more Visits
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• Canada
19 Apr 07
Hahaha, I sooo cannot get the mental image of you hitting the floor out of my mind gabs. Thanks for providing me with my first laugh of the day today. I like birds, but I hate when they come flying directly at you like that. There's nothing worse than having tiny wings beating around your head lol.
@gabs8513 (48712)
• United Kingdom
19 Apr 07
Lololol I am so glad that I gave e you the first laugh today and I am glad to see you are well Love and Hugs to you
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@kathy77 (7488)
• Australia
19 Apr 07
Oh that is wonderful Gaby, that your friend is staying with you for a few days and is also a member here. Oh yes I know who you are talking about here lol!! I bet Gissi was happy when he saw these birds flying around. Oh boy I can just see you now Gaby with these two birds flying at you I would of hated being there as I would be a coward as well. Oh I think that it would not only be you feeling like this as I am sure I would of been feeling the same.
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@gabs8513 (48712)
• United Kingdom
19 Apr 07
Lololol yes well you know me I am just Blondie and it will never change
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@wmg2006 (5383)
• United States
19 Apr 07
That is so Gabs. What would a visit be without a mishap from gabs? I am laughing so hard! You know Gissi is probably laughing quite a bit too. You must take a small video camera with you at all times so we can actually view these mishaps. Sorry to be so entertained by your antics. I am glad no one was hurt.
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@gabs8513 (48712)
• United Kingdom
19 Apr 07
Lol thank you so much and my Friends did wish they had a Video Camera at the time lol Take a look at this one thats one of my Friends lol http://www.mylot.com/w/discussions/1005223.aspx
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@winterose (39914)
• Canada
19 Apr 07
I can't stand birds flying either it scares me. I don't like anything buzzing, bees, flies, mosquitoes, nothing. So I do understand hon,
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@gabs8513 (48712)
• United Kingdom
19 Apr 07
Yes I do hate them out flying I don't mind if they are in a Cage but once they are out flying forget I am gone
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@mummymo (23707)
19 Apr 07
knew you couldn't keep yourself out of trouble angel! What are we going to do with you? At least they didn't escape out the front door! lol xxxx
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@gabs8513 (48712)
• United Kingdom
19 Apr 07
I wasn't causing the Problems them silly Birds where but I knew I would get the Blame I forgot they where in there you know I mean you know my Brain Here you go have another look http://www.mylot.com/w/discussions/1005223.aspx Love you xxx
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@marlyse (1056)
• Switzerland
19 Apr 07
lol that is funny to imagine you and the birds heheheheehehe might build you a cage where you can hide lol. the birds sure had fun flying on you like kamikaze pilots. ps: do we have some forum ghosts here? i replied a few hours ago, and now my repy has gone lol
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@gabs8513 (48712)
• United Kingdom
19 Apr 07
Sis go to this one which is Darkwing who was there and you will see what I had to put up with honest I don't know lol http://www.mylot.com/w/discussions/1005223.aspx I don't know Sis this is the only response you have put in here
@brendalee (6083)
• United States
19 Apr 07
Oh my! Sorry but that was funny. I'm suprised there wasn't a puddle anyway if you are that afraid of the birds flying.lol. I'm still laughing,sorry.
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@Katlady2 (9920)
• United States
19 Apr 07
Oh the visual you have provided for me! I am still giggling. And the birds probably flew toward you in the living room on purpose, just to see you go down one more time. The little buggers! Well, at least you are not injured and there was no mess to clean up. LOLOL
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@gabs8513 (48712)
• United Kingdom
19 Apr 07
Lololool no I guess not but I have to say I must have been a Picture though
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@patootie (3593)
7 May 07
Ohh dear .. beware of the birds ... !! I think it's quite nice that your friends let the birds out of their cages to give the a bit more space .. but why do folks have caged birds .. I've never understood the urge to have something so lovely and free shut into a small space .. I bet there was a right kerfuffle when the birds came streaming out of the bathroom .. like a scene from Hitchcocks "The Birds" ...
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@gabs8513 (48712)
• United Kingdom
7 May 07
Lol yes there was but normally the Birds are out all the time she only put them in because of me She loves those Birds very much and they get treated like Kids honest They are spoilt lol but she knows I am scared of Birds, but normally they have the run of the House and they have a big Cage to But I am just so scared of flying Birds
@rainbow (6763)
23 Apr 07
ha-ha! I though you would have learned by now that those birdies are mischievous little monkeys, lol. I can just imagine gizzi rolling around laughing like muttley with his paws in the air. Shelagh77 really must remember to get an industrial sized roll of cotton wool ready for when you visit- if she rollls you up in it at the door you may just get through a visit without a happening, bless you both, lol
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@gabs8513 (48712)
• United Kingdom
23 Apr 07
Yeah great Idea lol but I reckon I would still manage to do something lol
@tess1960 (2386)
• United States
23 Apr 07
Oh gabs, what a wonderful story. You had me laughing as I was reading, I could just see all of this happening in my mond. Glad you didn't leave them a little puddle to blame Gissi on! LOL
@gabs8513 (48712)
• United Kingdom
23 Apr 07
Oh I would not have been able to blame Gissi lol as the wet patch would have been on me I was wearing Jeans
@lols189 (4797)
23 Apr 07
aaahhh no way gabs that must of been hilarious and i would of loved to see your reactions when the birds flew by you. i am scared of birds too so i would of most probably be screaming the house down lol
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@gabs8513 (48712)
• United Kingdom
23 Apr 07
Lol believe me I was screaming to no Problem lol
• United States
20 Apr 07
Ha ha between you and your friend you could have your own Reality TV Show.
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@gabs8513 (48712)
• United Kingdom
20 Apr 07
Lololol thanks Heather
@1983tyler (508)
• United States
19 Apr 07
LOL You are something else, blondy. I love hearing about your adventures. It must have been pandemonium. LOL
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@gabs8513 (48712)
• United Kingdom
20 Apr 07
Oh believe me Sweet it was from what I can gather