Outta the mouths of babes

@raydene (9875)
United States
April 21, 2007 5:47am CST
A Following Person A teacher was sitting at her desk grading papers when her first-grade class came back from lunch. Alice informed the teacher, "Paul has to go to the principal's office." "I wonder why," the teacher mused. "Because he's a following person," Alice replied. "A what?" the teacher asked. "It came over the loudspeaker: 'The following persons are to go to the office.'"
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@gabs8513 (48717)
• United Kingdom
22 Apr 07
Hahahaha I love it Ray Hope you are ok
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@kathy77 (7488)
• Australia
21 Apr 07
Oh something that come out of the mouth of babes is so wonderful and I really enjoyed this joke as well Raydene, thank you so much I will share this one with my friends that have children as well.
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@astroo13 (965)
• India
21 Apr 07
An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks - "What's your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic syphilis, Sir!" "What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir!" "What's your ambition?" "To get back to the front lines, Sir!" "Good man!" says the Major. He goes to the next bed. "What's your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic piles, Sir!" "What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir!" "What's your ambition?" "To get back to the front lines, Sir!" "Good man!" says the Major. He goes to the next bed. "What's your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic gum disease, Sir!" "What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir!" "What's your ambition?" "To get to the front of the line and get the wire brush before the other two - Sir!"
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@mummymo (23709)
21 Apr 07
aw bless! it must be such a confusing world for those youngsters out there! Never mind it keeps us in laughs! lol xxx
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