CRAZY FRIENDS LOL. my friend is so embarassing,he did

@kkerix (403)
United States
April 21, 2007 6:22pm CST
One fine Day about15 years ago me and david were in a Mcdonalds restaurant eating our burgers and fries when this annoying little girl came over to our table and just stood there staring at our food. I said hey little girl, no acknowledgment. So david goes off hey you better get away from my table, she answers now, WHY. I think to myself wrong answer little girl. David now angered says you better get out of here because I am a child molester, her eyes get big and she runs away. Damn dude "David" you should not have said that, david, why man she left, lol. well alright. hey do not look now but her she comes with her mother. i want to slide under the table now, because I know what is coming. the mother is soon confronting david, did you tell my child you where a child molester??? David, ya and you had better watch out lady, because not only am i a child molester i am a mother fukker too. i slid to the floor, no he can not be saying this. the flustered woman grabs her child and leaves while david is cackling like a hungry chicken. My friend david, never know what he will do.
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• United States
21 Apr 07
Lol. That sounds like something my husband would do if someone was annoying him. Sometimes I just want to find the nearest thing and hide under it until everyone has left when he does things like that. Sometimes it really makes me wonder what is going through his head to say such things that he knows embarrasses the heck out of me and most likely those around as well.
@kkerix (403)
• United States
22 Apr 07
a++++++ i understand exactly what you are talking about, lol. mahalo from oahu, lopaka
@mdchennai (2129)
• India
23 Apr 07
Thats is the good way of getting rid of people but at the same time it is also a rude way. Anyway your friend, knows how to come out of problems :)
@kkerix (403)
• United States
23 Apr 07
yes he is a nut,we were inside a hudsons salvage center one evening in the winter, it was cold so we had on jackets. we came across this box of wigs it was a huge crate like box with a few thousand unpackaged wigs. well soon david was modeling them, we settled on bushy long blond wig, soon we had a pair of big black sunglasses, and then a purse, he had a biker style black leather jacket on already. then it started he would walk up to people, and try to get them to look at or help him decide on something. i wish i had a video camera it was hilarious most people would say hello when he said hi, but would do a double take, and then try to get away from him it was a funny night, lol
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@lightningMD (5932)
• United States
22 Apr 07
Thats funny and it did work. In todays times your friend probably wouldnt get away with saying those things. The lady would have called the police.
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