the best joke on doctors u have heard?
22 Apr 07
Let me share you one. My youngest son, two-year-old, was sitting with me as we looked through pictures in a nature magazine. He was glued to a series of photos Incan mummies excavated from snow-topped mountains. Curious, he asked me what they were. "Mummies" I replied. He looked unconvinced. " I think those are not Mummies," He said. "They look more like daddies!"
3 May 07
try reading this i hope you'll find something good in this atleast. HELLO, WELCOME TO PSYCHATRIC HOTLINE If u are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 if u are co-dependent please press 2 if u have multiple personalities please press 3,4,5,and 6 if u r paranoid-delusional, we know who u r and what u want.just stay on the line , so v can trace the call. if u r schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell u which number to press. if u r manic depressive , it does not matter which number to press. no one will answer. if u r anxious just start pressing numbers at random. if u r phobic just press anything if u r An*l retentive please hold. i hope you have enjoyed it as my hubby and i were all rolling with laughter after reading this.