Bye, bye Birdie

@bhbirdie6 (1771)
United States
October 20, 2006 7:05pm CST
So there's this man with a parrot. And his parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. The trouble is that the guy who owns the parrot is a quiet, conservative type, and this bird's foul mouth is driving him crazy. One day, it gets to be too much, so the guy grabs the bird by the throat, shakes him really hard, and yells, "QUIT IT!" But this just makes the bird mad and he swears more than ever. Then the guy gets mad and says, "That's it. I'll get you." and locks the bird in a kitchen cabinet. This really aggravates the bird and he claws and scratches, and when the guy finally lets him out, the bird cuts loose with a stream of invective that would make a veteran sailor blush. At that point, the guy is so mad that he throws the bird into the freezer. For the first few seconds, there is a terrible din. The bird kicks and claws and thrashes. Then it suddenly goes very quiet. At first the guy just waits, but then he starts to think that the bird may be hurt. After a couple of minutes of silence, he's so worried that he opens up the freezer door. The bird calmly climbs onto the man's outstretched arm and says, "Awfully sorry about the trouble I gave you. I'll do my best to improve my vocabulary from now on." The man is astounded. He can't understand the transformation that has come over the parrot. Then the parrot says, "By the way, what did the chicken do?"
4 responses
@caribe (2465)
• United States
21 Oct 06
That is funny. I have a parrot for real. My parrot speaks Spanish. When I get agravated with him I sometimes tell him I am going to have "lorito frito" which is fried parrot. My parrot likes to try to sing and a couple of days ago I heard him singing at the top of his lungs "lorito frito, lorito frito". I thought it was pretty hilarious and couldn't stop laughing.
@reader (709)
• India
21 Oct 06
parrots r lovable
@kittu007 (946)
• United States
25 Nov 06
Yes I do...
@bhchy1 (6052)
• United States
21 Oct 06
One of my favorites..
• United States
21 Oct 06
Me and My man - This is me and my sould mate Travis
Cute, I like this one. Thanks for sharing!