9 words/phrases most women use

United States
April 25, 2007 12:35pm CST
To help everyone I have decided to give a list of the 9 words/phrases that MOST women use and their meanings. 1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. 8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU! 9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.
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@zing_i (269)
• United States
25 Apr 07
One of the common pharase that I use is ... 1. its ok I am fine. 2. or whatever
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• United States
26 Apr 07
Anymore now-a-days the word "WHATEVER" is one of the most widely used. Such an ominous word it is!! Thank you for the response and have a great day!!!
@lightningMD (5937)
• United States
25 Apr 07
Very cute,I should print this out for my husband. He could keep somewhere safe and have ready when needed. Thanks for the chuckle.
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• United States
25 Apr 07
Print them out in wallet size and have them laminated that way he will have them for easy reference! HAHA!! Knowing these has allowed mee to avoid a few silver bullets with Mrs. Mee. I am glad you like them and have a great day!!!
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@rodeotexas (1154)
• United States
25 Apr 07
Haha This is so true. I have this saved in my email.
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@brokentia (10396)
• United States
25 Apr 07
Fine. This means Nothing to us women. Go Ahead and do it again. *Loud Sigh* Really, That's Okay! Think Whatever you want to think. Thank you very much (version of #7) But next time you want to do female terms....Don't worry about it, I Got it. ha ha ha ha ha Sorry, I couldn't resist trying to use them all. LOL It's right though...we women have different ways of saying things. ha ha
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• United States
25 Apr 07
Hmmmmmm...... That was quite a tyrade there for a moment!! It seems like you have got all of these and then some down to a science!! Maybe you should write a dictionary for all of us guys out here since as a guy I can only scratch the surface. How is it that a 90lbs woman can drop a 600lbs man (MONSTER) with just a couple of words?!? That amazes mee to this very day!! Thank you for the reply and have a great day!!!
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• United States
26 Apr 07
Dropping a 600 pound man is easy. Just keep your eyes fixed below his belt buckle and ask how come his brain is so small?
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• United States
26 Apr 07
There are some of us guys that think with the big head as opposed to the little. But even with some of those guys they can still be dropped with a comment about the size of their........ LOL!!! Have a great day!!!
• United States
26 Apr 07
In response to number 2, maybe we women are so bad at measuring because we were always told that this ___________________________________ is six inches. LOL
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• United States
26 Apr 07
Wow you are giving some of us ALOT of credit as I was taught that 6 inches is __ !!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! LOL!! Smile as it makes life a little more bearable!! Thank you for the reply and have a great day!!!
@royal52gens (5380)
• United States
25 Apr 07
LOL!!! These words and their meanings are so true. Not that I use them on a daily basis or anything. Yeah, right! Thank you for sharing this with us all.
• United States
25 Apr 07
Oh yeah, riiiiiight..... I bet that you do not use the biting sarcasm either, huh?!? HA,HA!! Just playing! I'm telling you, I have yet to meet a woman that doesn't use these 9, BUT, ...... the scairy thing is that most of the guys that I know use some of these as well, we are just not a threatening with them. Thank you for the reply and have a great day!!!
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@rodeotexas (1154)
• United States
25 Apr 07
Woman Saying Whatever - Picture of a woman saying/thinking whatever.
Haha This is so true. I have this saved in my email.