do you use this kind of answer by Answering Machine?

laugh - laugh by some facetious answer
China
April 29, 2007 2:44am CST
Hi. This is John. If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn‘t lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don‘t worry, I have plenty of money. if I call some one and listen this kind of answer, I will not feel upset and I might feel very good though I don't catch the one I want to contact . what about you?if you answer by answering meahine is also facetious
3 responses
@howard96h (11658)
• New York, New York
29 Apr 07
This is a good one sallyxu, I liked it. I especially like the one, If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money. LOL
@howard96h (11658)
• New York, New York
9 May 07
Thank you for the BR!
@astroo13 (965)
• India
29 Apr 07
A man goes to the doctor complaining of terrible headaches. The doctor examines him and says "I can see your problem,your balls are pushing against your spine, hence the headaches". The man feels releived the problem is so simple, until the doctor tells him that the only cure his to have his balls chopped off. Reluctantly he agrees, and a few weeks later comes out of hospital feeling very depressed. To cheer himself up he decides to buy himself some new clothes. As he walks into the shop the assistant asks him if he would like some new shoes. The man replies yes and without asking the assistant brings the man the correct size pair off shoes. The man is perplexed by this so the shopkeeper explains that he can gauge his shoe size by experience alone. The assistant then asks the man if he would like a new shirt, and once again brings him a shirt with the right collar size without asking. Amazed; the man is asked if he would like some new underwear, the shop assistant brings him a pair of briefs with a waist size of 32 inches. The man laughs and says, " Aha I knew I would catch you out, I have been a size 30 inch waist for the past 5 years" The shop keeper replies "No sir that is far too tight, they will push your balls against your spine and give you terrible headaches!"
• Philippines
29 Apr 07
THE POLITICIAN'S BRAIN A man went for a brain transplant and was offered the choice of two brains - an architect's for $10,000 and a politician's for $30,000. Patient: "Does that mean the politician's brain is much better than the architect's?" Surgeon: "Not exactly Mr. Smith, the politician's has never used."