Hormonal Hostage, Good Joke
By RobinJ
@RobinJ (2501)
Canada
April 30, 2007 3:59pm CST
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the
month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant
DANGEROUS: SAFER: SAFEST: ULTRA SAFE
What's for dinner? Can I help you with dinner?
Where would you like to go for dinner? Here, have some wine. Are you wearing that? Wow, you sure look good
in brown! WOW! Look at you! Here, have some wine. What are you so worked up about? Could we be
overreacting? Here's my paycheck. Here, have some wine. Should you be eating that? You know, there are a lot of apples left. Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
Here, have some wine.
What did you DO all day? I hope you didn't
over-do it today. I've always loved you in that robe! Here, have some more wine.
13 Things PMS Stands For:
1 Pass My Shotgun
2 Psychotic Mood Shift
3 Perpetual Munching Spree
4 Puffy Mid-Section
5 People Make me Sick
6 Provide Me with Sweets
7 Pardon My Sobbing
8 Pimples May Surface
9 Pass My Sweat pants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
and my favorite one.
13. Potential Murder Suspect
Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh!
....Or men who need a warning.
And remember: Money talks ... but Chocolate SINGS!!!
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1 response
@tinamwhite (3252)
• United States
30 Apr 07
How true!, my friend......I know my moods' go on a roller- coaster ride during my "little monthly visitor"....I have to take something....I also, sympathize with my family...but they should still steer clear for those few days..of you know what I mean!! LOL