NUN at HOOTERS (Joke)

United States
May 1, 2007 10:47am CST
A Nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters restaurant. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the Nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom? The bartender replied, "OK", but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf." "Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the Nun. So, the bartender showed the Nun to the back of the restaurant, and she proceeded to the restroom. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. She went to the bartender and said, "Sir", I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?" "Well, now they know you're one of us," said the Bartender, "Would you like a drink?" "But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled Nun. "You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf on the statue is lifted up, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?
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2 May 07
haha nice one i needed something to put a smile back on my face thankyou I'm forwarding that j/k on to my Aunt she was a nun for 50 years i'm sure she'll appreciate it she's probably the only nun i ever knew to drink vodka and coke when she came to visit us tc happy posting
• Philippines
2 May 07
lol, that was so funny.. A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small cut she just received. She asked her mom for a glass of cider. "Why do you want cider?" asked Mom. "To take the pain away," sobbed the little girl. Tired of all the tears, Mom poured her a glass. The little girl immediately put her hand into the drink. "It doesn't work!" she yelled. "What do you mean?" asked Mom. "Well," sniffed the little girl, "I overheard my sister say that whenever she gets a pr ick in her hand, she can't wait to get it in cider."
@SpitFire179 (2536)
• Canada
1 May 07
hahaha, man oh man where do you get these jokes!?! that's too funny. I'm so gonna get Stu to read this, he'll have a hay day!~
@gberlin (3836)
1 May 07
That is wickedly funny! :) Thanks for sharing the joke and making me smile!
• Canada
1 May 07
Thank-you I needed a laugh ... That was cute ...
@ESKARENA1 (18299)
1 May 07
hahaha ive heard it before but still made me laugh, oh deary me thank you for the smile blessed be