Some great one liners-----

India
May 4, 2007 11:40pm CST
Do you know some great one liners?? Be it stupidity like "7/5th of the worlds people dont know fractions." Or be it some serious and funny kind like "Revenge is the only dish which should be served cold!!" C'mon tell me some of your favorite one liners.
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@yasaran (788)
• India
5 May 07
Sorry you are not supposed to laugh on mylot.
• India
5 May 07
who said that???
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@yasaran (788)
• India
5 May 07
check out this http://www.mylot.com/w/discussions/1054338.aspx
@pitstop (13050)
• India
5 May 07
I'm getting married soon and these two quotes had me in splits! 1. A man in incomplete before he gets married. After marriage he is finished. 2. Love is blind and marriage is an eye-opener! Hope they're not true!!
• India
5 May 07
Man what a bummer!! This was great.
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• India
6 May 07
i only know is "SELF PRAISING IS DONKEY PRAISING" hehehe