a very good joke
By eukristian14
@eukristian14 (201)
Romania
May 9, 2007 10:28am CST
A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete check-up. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results. "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left." "Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?" "Ten," the doctor says sadly. "Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!" The doctor interrupts, "Nine..."
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@kingwhosing (412)
• India
29 May 07
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:-) SOMETHING TO LAUGH ABOUT :-) 38
Living on Earth may be expensive,
but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun.
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God made relatives...Thank God we can choose our
friends
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Love is photogenic...
It needs darkness to develop
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A good discussion is like a miniskirt...
Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to
cover the subject!
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Children in backseats cause accidents...
Accidents in backseats cause children ! (HEE HEE HEEE)
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A drunk was hauled into court.
"Mister," the judge began, you've been brought here
for drinking."
"Great," the drunk exclaimed. "When do we get
started?"
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"What book do you like the best?"
"My husband's cheque book."
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