a joke

Romania
May 10, 2007 6:37am CST
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she will never open. The bride agrees. After 30 years of marriage, she notices that his drawer has been left open. She peeks inside and sees 3 golf balls and $1,000. She confronts her husband and asks for an explanation. He explains "Every time I was unfaithful to you, I put a golf ball in the drawer." She figures 3 times in 30 years isn't bad and asks "But what about the $1,000?" He replied "Whenever I got a dozen golf balls, I sold them"
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@Bujoyseth (1684)
• Philippines
4 Jun 07
hahahaha.. much more like it!
• India
29 May 07
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@lightningMD (5932)
• United States
10 May 07
Funny joke. If that was my husband in real life he wouldnt have any balls left. Not even the ones he was born with.