A survival question for you

@dawnrm69 (1174)
United States
May 12, 2007 4:10pm CST
I was wondering o.k. you have no moeny and you have no toilet paper what would you to do to clean yourself?
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12 responses
• United States
12 May 07
no problem do what we did during the war use old newspapers LOL
• United States
12 May 07
great idea. I hadnt thought of newspaper.
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@dawnrm69 (1174)
• United States
12 May 07
That is a good one! Also if you have a magazine in the bathroom I guess you will have to use a few pages out of it.
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• United States
12 May 07
but most magasines are glossy it wont work newspaPER is much better !
@Foxxee (3653)
• United States
12 May 07
I would ask my neighbor for some toilet paper! LOL!
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@dawnrm69 (1174)
• United States
12 May 07
But what if you were stuck on the potty?
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@Foxxee (3653)
• United States
12 May 07
I guess you could use the actual roll that the toilet paper was on. That brown cardboard roll. If you didn't have any newspaper that is. LOL!
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@stephcjh (32328)
• United States
12 May 07
I believe I might walk into a store or a restaurant to use the bathroom or something. I may even wipe on old newspaper, or phone book paper or whatever I could find. I would even use leaves if I had to. I may even use some old rags if I could find some laying around. I may even use my underwear to wipe with and then just toss them away.
@dawnrm69 (1174)
• United States
12 May 07
O.k that is a good one. or if you are where you can jump in the shower and then you are ready to go.
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@carolscash (9501)
• United States
12 May 07
I would either use tissues if I had them or I would use a washcloth. You can always find water (even if in a lake etc. ) to wash it with. There is no reason that you should ever go without being able to clean yourself as water is free in several places. Do as in the olden days and be prepared and use what you have.
@dawnrm69 (1174)
• United States
12 May 07
There you go that is good and that is what I try to do!
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@lightningMD (5933)
• United States
12 May 07
Use kleenex or paper towel. If I didnt have any of these I would use a washcloth and rinse it when done and put it in the laundry.
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@dawnrm69 (1174)
• United States
12 May 07
Thats what I do!
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@chloe9013 (532)
12 May 07
use my hand LOL .. joking!! I would do has people have said above and use newspaper or something simular. on rare occiasion we run out of toilet paper and use the kitchen roll untill we get get some more in.
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@webeishere (36353)
• United States
12 May 07
Using the hands isn't funny. My wife works at a Middle eastern restaraunt and believe it the Muslims actually use their hands for wiping. Something to do with the paper not being right as far as Muslim religion or something. I still say YUCK. HAPPY POSTINGS FROM GRANDPA BOB !!~
@aprilgrl (4460)
• United States
12 May 07
If I had a rag with me I'll be ok without it I panic.
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• United States
12 May 07
hmm that's a toughy. I believe I would hop in the shower and clean myself really good. Or if I had at least some paper towels around I would use those in place of the toilet paper.
@webeishere (36353)
• United States
12 May 07
Shhhh! - He wants to go to sleep but I kept taking his picture. LOL
Ummmmm..... Slide my buttocks across the grassy island maybe? My Buster does that ever so often and seems to work. HAHAHAHA!!!!! HAPPY POSTINGS FROM GRANDPA BOB!!~
@ellie26 (4128)
• Malaysia
12 May 07
Use your panty? lol. No, it is just a joke. Anyway, if things become so desperate, just use water.
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@Lydia1901 (16354)
• United States
19 May 07
If there are some grass around, I would use that to clean myself up with. They would make a very good toilet paper.
@TerryZ (22085)
• United States
12 May 07
Thats quite easy just find some good leaves around. And make sure they are not poison ivy.LOL Because then you would be in big trouble.LOL And poisnon ivy is alway shining leaves.