Is Parenting the most complicated job ?

@senthil2k (1501)
India
May 18, 2007 9:42am CST
Hi, Many say Parenting is the most complicated, toughest, and critical job ! Do you feel so ? I feel that purely depends on the individual. One who is ready to do anything for love will not feel like Parenting a tough job. Infact, Parenting is the most beautiful one in the world, where you are the world for someone in the world. How do you feel about Parenting fellows ?
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@ebsharer (5519)
• United States
18 May 07
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@senthil2k (1501)
• India
20 May 07
Wow ! Thats a great response !!!!! One of the best response I have seen so far. Not only for the content, but also for the way you presented it.. Great Job....
• United States
18 May 07
Yes it is complicated, and tough, and REWARDING. I have heard it said that parenthood is the only on the job training where you are out of a job when you finish the course. To have raised up your children to be competent adults is a tough job. Loving them is a huge part of it. Letting them know that no matter what they do you love them, but don't always like their actions.
@limosonia1 (1560)
• United States
18 May 07
I think parenting is one of the hardest things that anybody could ever do but it is because we judge are selves to make sure that we are doing a good job. There are also great benefits to being a parent. I love being a parent and would never change it. It is the best and most gratifing thing that I have ever or could ever do. Hearing my child tell me they love me is more than any paycheck or better than anything else I could do in the world.