Who wants to date me?

United States
May 28, 2007 5:37pm CST
I figured this discussion would be interesting to me at least. Hopefully i'll get at least ONE response. Anyone is welcome to reply, though if you're of the male persuasion i'll be letting you down easy. Lessee my datability factors are. I'm in good shape. T'm intelligent enough to program a vcr, and most modern electronics without a manual I listen to people. I don't expect anyone to laugh at my corny jokes. I don't mind making a total idiot out of myself in order to have a good time I have no trouble stripping butt naked and racing down the street "see above statement for clarification". Any more factors you might be interested in, just ask.
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6 responses
• United States
29 May 07
Well I would like to say that i have mad respect for you taking care of your mother. if that didn't say wether you cared about or loved your mother then i don't think adding it to your list will help. You have one of the best personalities i have ever come across..i honestly dont think i have ever laughed this much in mylot. i guess i really didn't answer the question huh?
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• United States
29 May 07
No, you didn't and as such you are a big adorable meanie poo-poo head. That or something interesting and clever I could have said. Eitherway I have a bright shiny star on my head. yay. um... never having had a celestial object orbiting my cranium before is 7 alright for just getting one? average at least? lol
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• United States
29 May 07
thanks for the compliment. that has to be the best pick up line i've heard in a long time...lol..you are doing just fine, better than fine...i mean your rating.
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• United States
29 May 07
I knew it.. she only wuvs me for my shiny lil star thingy.. lol. so.. i'm doin fine huh.. mmmmhmmm *goes all quagmire for a second* 'giggity.. giggity..ooooh riiight."
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• United States
4 Jun 07
I still don't know if I would.I need to know three impotant things. What is your favorite movie? Do you like hockey? And do you have a sense of humor?
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• United States
4 Jun 07
My favorite movie..? don't have one really. I enjoy a lot of different genres. I guess I could say zombie movies are my favorite KIND of movie, that good enough? hmm I like the hurricanes but dont ask me who plays on the team. lol, and no I have no sense of humor. my new girlfriend thinks i'm funny though. poor deluded critter
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• United States
4 Jun 07
Well I guess we could be friends but I wouldn't date you. You have to have a sense of humor.
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• United States
5 Jun 07
Yes, quite tragic really I was born genetically deficient in the humor gene. They started a fund for me, but no one donated because they can't make snide remarks about me on off color comedy shows.
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@helenying (120)
• China
6 Jun 07
It sounds interesting. haha Sorry to approve you so late. For I am new here and don't clear how to do it. If what you said is all right, I think you have good qualification. And I believe you can find someone beautiful and smart. Good luck!
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• United States
6 Jun 07
That is very sweet of you and I appreciate your response. I already found that special someone now and i'm certainly happy about it ^.^
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• China
7 Jun 07
haha,congratulation! It's really good. I am glad to hear that.
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• United States
7 Jun 07
Thank you so much for that. ^.^
2 Jun 07
Hi there, I would have said yes i would date you the only think you mentions that i might not like is you running down the streets butt naked,lol,apart from that you seem like a really nice guy. sure your fing some one soon if you aint already.
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• United States
29 May 07
sounds good, it all depends on my "boyfriend consulting" while traveling to China... maybe..:)
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• United States
29 May 07
awww, sweet! I totally got a possible not-quite-sure-let's-see-if-I-can-find-a-reason-not-to-it-may-happen-in-china.. maybe! This rocks.. I gotta tell my mom.. and let her know I might have a possible girl considering thinking about maybe dating me! Um does this possible maybe only work if i'm carrying the luggage..?
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• United States
29 May 07
..you are so smart! :)
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• United States
29 May 07
Don't forget, cuddly, kissable, loving, sexy, kind to animals and incredibly modest. ps.. does this mean you luv me for my mind instead of my body? dude my brain gets all the chicks.. poor body no love at all.
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@Michele21 (3094)
• United States
29 May 07
WEll I can't believe no one else has responded...unless they do while I am writing this. I am married but I guess if I wasn't I would say sure. Do you have a job?? Your own place? A Car? As long as you have those things it would be great =) I am easy to please...and I would probably laugh at your corny jokes!
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• United States
29 May 07
that's incredibly sweet of you to answer this. thank you. Lessee, I own my own business.. my mother is ill so I stay with and look after her.. so no I don't live alone, but the place is paid for.. and I don't need a car, because I go wherever I want by bike, foot, or annoying people into taking me places. Though if I wanted I could GET a car. i'd rather have a motorcycle though and have been looking into those.
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