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@black_anjel_22 (65)
Pakistan
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@nana1944 (1365)
• United States
4 Jun 07
NEVER CHOKE IN A RESTAURANT IN THE SOUTH
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. After
ordering their cornbread and beans, they talk about the latest addition to their junkyard business.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a
sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it
becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya
swallar?" The woman shakes her head no.
"Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and
shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the
back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly
gives her right butt cheek a lick with his
tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm
and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she
begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly
back to the bar.
His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of dat dere
'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed
nobody do it".