Do You REALLY WANNA LOL (JOKE)

@34momma (13918)
United States
June 7, 2007 2:25pm CST
Keep this in mind when you have something to return and the store gives you a hard time - A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming, 'PINCH MY NIPPLES,PINCH MY NIPPLES,PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!'The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front of a growing crowd of customers! . The manager comes to the woman and asks,'Ma'am what's wrong?' She explained the problem with the toaster, and he also told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screamed,'PINCH MY NIPPLES,PINCH MY NIPPLES,PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!'and doing so draws an even bigger crowd! In shock, the store manager pleads, 'Ma'am, why are you saying that?' In a huff, the woman says, 'BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!!' The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!!
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3 responses
@tinamwhite (3255)
• United States
8 Jun 07
OMG that is hilarious.....at least she is consistant....still laughing, my friend.... Hummmmmm, wonder if that works...LOL
@34momma (13918)
• United States
8 Jun 07
girl you are so welcome. i don't know if it works but i sure am going to try it
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• United States
12 Jun 07
Thank you, girl, for best response.....still laughing..LOL
@34momma (13918)
• United States
12 Jun 07
you are most welcome. when your the best your the best
@joimarquez (1840)
• United States
8 Jun 07
its so funny...hahahahaha!
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@34momma (13918)
• United States
8 Jun 07
you are so very welcome joimarquez. i personally love a good joke myself
@abrarr (1246)
• Pakistan
9 Jun 07
i don't really want to be a laughter lord but i want to have atleast that much o fsense of humour to make others happy when they r with me!!