Making Love to a Woman?

@getjimmy (2245)
India
October 23, 2006 6:10pm CST
Making Love to a Woman MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir.. gently, and firmly. You've got to grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in the milk. LAYING A CARPET Laying a carpet is.. very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, nail her, then walk all over her. If you're adventurous - like me - you might like to try an underlay. HANGING WALLPAPER Well, hanging wallpaper is also very much like making love to a beautiful woman. Clean all the relevant surfaces, spread her out on the table, cover her with paste, and stick her up. Then you clean your brush, light your pipe, stand back and admire your handiwork. PUTTING UP A TENT Putting up a tent, is.. very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You rent her, unzip the door, put up your pole an'.. slip in to the old bag. WASHING A CAR Washing a car, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You've got to caress the bodywork. Breathe softly and gently. And give every inch of it your loving attention. And make sure you've got a nice wet sponge.
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@LadyElektra (1079)
• Canada
23 Oct 06
blaaaaaaaaa..make love to her soul man
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• Canada
24 Oct 06
ty dahling!
@KHyuga (1700)
• Singapore
24 Oct 06
Yeah, totally agreed. ------------------------------- Learn how to earn money online http://khyuga.blogspot.com
• Canada
24 Oct 06
ty
@kids91911 (4366)
• United States
23 Oct 06
good one!
@ddsully (1064)
• United States
23 Oct 06
that is funny
@andralas (643)
• United States
23 Oct 06
why is it funny
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@ddsully (1064)
• United States
24 Oct 06
because its a funny metaphor and it made me laugh :)
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@andralas (643)
• United States
23 Oct 06
wow ....thats really nice
@andralas (643)
• United States
23 Oct 06
did you make that up yourself........wish men around here felt the same way
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@getjimmy (2245)
• India
23 Oct 06
yes its been made by me.Thanx 4 replying
• United States
23 Oct 06
Slip in to the old bag. How much thought was put in to this. I do like the coffee. I don't care for the rest. thanks for the riddle. Please list one you find on. eating a vienna sausage is like...
@getjimmy (2245)
• India
24 Oct 06
Thanks 4 replying.
@heartonfire (4131)
• Denmark
23 Oct 06
hmmm,it all sounds very nice but i think that making love to a woman has nothing to do with making coffee or washing the car because she is a human being with emotions,and special needs,and feelings...
@andralas (643)
• United States
23 Oct 06
have you ever heard of a metaphor
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@KHyuga (1700)
• Singapore
24 Oct 06
Nice joke. :) ------------------------------- Learn how to earn money online http://khyuga.blogspot.com
@xxtreme (594)
• India
24 Oct 06
wow that was nice.......... you get time to write this much.....
• United States
24 Oct 06
Why would you even post this discussion. Wouldn't that be private between a man and a woman. God Bless