Making Love to a Woman?
By getjimmy
@getjimmy (2242)
India
October 23, 2006 6:10pm CST
Making Love to a Woman
MAKING COFFEE
Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir.. gently, and firmly.
You've got to grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in the milk.
LAYING A CARPET
Laying a carpet is.. very much like making love to a beautiful woman.
You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, nail her, then walk all over her. If you're adventurous - like me - you might like to try an underlay.
HANGING WALLPAPER
Well, hanging wallpaper is also very much like making love to a beautiful woman.
Clean all the relevant surfaces, spread her out on the table, cover her with paste, and stick her up. Then you clean your brush, light your pipe, stand back and admire your handiwork.
PUTTING UP A TENT
Putting up a tent, is.. very much like making love to a beautiful woman.
You rent her, unzip the door, put up your pole an'.. slip in to the old bag.
WASHING A CAR
Washing a car, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman.
You've got to caress the bodywork. Breathe softly and gently. And give every inch of it your loving attention. And make sure you've got a nice wet sponge.
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8 responses
@heartonfire (4119)
• Denmark
23 Oct 06
hmmm,it all sounds very nice but i think that making love to a woman has nothing to do with making coffee or washing the car because she is a human being with emotions,and special needs,and feelings...
@Sheila_Abram (1908)
• United States
24 Oct 06
Why would you even post this discussion. Wouldn't that be private between a man and a woman. God Bless