honeymoon travels pvt ltd.
By bhawnam
@bhawnam (1436)
India
June 9, 2007 11:48am CST
Here's a joke i recently came across.. hope you guys like it..
A mother had 3 daughters. They were all getting married within a short
time period. Because mom was a bit worried about how their lives would
get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the
honeymoon with a few words on how marital life felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The
card said nothing but "Nescafe." Mom was puzzled at first, but then
went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar.
It said: "Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased for
her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding,
and the card read: "Benson & Hedges." Mom now knew to go straight to
her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the Benson & Hedges pack:
"Extra Long. King Size." She was again slightly embarrassed but still
happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean . Mom waited for
a week, nothing. Another week went by, and still nothing. Then after a
whole month, a card finally arrived.
Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words: "British
Airways." Mom took out her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped
through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for the
airline. Mom fainted. ..........The ad said: "Three times a day, seven
days a week, both ways."
1 response
@jharish2k4 (416)
• India
13 Jun 07
hey this is one of the nice jokes i've liked and it was nice reading it again...thanks for the post!!