The Inked4life 2008 Calendar

United States
June 9, 2007 4:00pm CST
I'm playing the horses today and not having much luck so I am now taking pre-orders for my 2008 calendar...only $19.95 and printed on pretty low grade paper (plus the ink levels on my printer are pretty low so picture quality may be a little dodgy)...I need some quick cash to continue betting....here is what you will see in my monthly photos ladies ( and gentlemen if you are that way inclined) JANUARY...me laying on my back on a polar bear rug wearing nothing but a strategically placed pair of ear muff's FEBRUARY...suspended from the ceiling in a barely there cupid outfit....I promise to shoot that arrow straight through your heart MARCH...dressed in a leprechaun outfit complete with short shorts for St Patricks Day APRIL...Spring is here and I am covered in daisies like the girl in American Beauty MAY...Celebrate Memorial Day with me dressed in a Marines uniform JUNE....laying on the beach covered in nothing but suntan oil and a skimpy towel JULY....Independence Day...dressed as Uncle Sam without the shirt AUGUST....Football season is right around the corner...come and see my tight end in those skintight football pants SEPTEMBER....Labor Day falls in this month and I'm dressed as a sweaty construction worker covered in dirt OCTOBER....Halloween baby...painted orange...a gorgeous ink o' lantern NOVEMBER....not a live shot but instead an ice sculpture of me posing as Michelangelo's David DECEMBER....dressed as Santa....jacket off and I've been working out all year any takers?
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@crazynurse (7510)
• United States
10 Jun 07
LLAMA!! SARC. I would be interested in a calendar if there is one made similarly to the children's books with cutouts. You know, there is cut out areas where one places their hands to feel various textures. My mind is whirling with possibilities here. For instance, the December (which by the way, if one is speed reading has some intersting ideas)page could have a cut-out where I could feel Santa's hairy chest or beard. The June page of course would have the texture of sand in the cut out. You get the picture. SARC
• United States
10 Jun 07
I'll add that to the deluxe pop-up package for an extra $5
@dmillman (2273)
• United States
9 Jun 07
I guess you need to read this slowly and with a proper mind, or you will end up reading December wrong! Hehehehehe!!!!!!!
• United States
9 Jun 07
LLAMA!! Nice catch...I just read it again and caught what you mean....nice...I'd like to say I meant that but I'm not that clever
@4cuteboys (4103)
• United States
16 Jun 07
LMAO i'll order one, but only if you make it glittery and some of the months should really have a pop up. You know, like those kids pop up books? heehee