Stimulating Machinery !!!

Things are getting clearer lol , I always wondered how you got the sore back in the first place , I will have to come and make that coffee so I can have a look at your washing machine , Just to clarify things , my hubby always has the washing done before I get up in the morning . I have missed this site so much , this is my first long answer in ages . thank you so much pal for making it such a fun one :) :) xx

Mummymo, this is indeed a grand discussion. I've not tried the washing machine but I'll recommend it as one of the common experiences of women in the 21st century. I can recommend the horse riding and the car, motor bikes are also in the top 10. Hmmmm, one could put out a handbook on this subject. Thanks for the delightful read, very buoyant.

Yes, I too would truly love to know, what is it about a washing machine, the only thing that comes to mind is the vibration (hey I'm innocent on this one!) I spose for us guys it would be the vacuum cleaner that gets us excited, well not me personally I mean Henry doesn't do anything for me but he's got a damn good suction on him ;00

Ok Mo Sweetie what have you been drinking???? I do not find anything exciting about a washing machine I guess everyone to their own Fancies lol That is really weired lol

Oh my I am blushing! Yeah right A washing machine? I mean really. Like I would know anything about that (hehe) The dishwasher nor dryer seem to have quite as good of vibations

um I have no idea. I have never tried that or any othr toys. lol just not my thing. I have also heard shower water works too. but again i don't know lol. I guess anything that vibrates might work lol a jack hammer or a chain saw rofl rofl

I don't know much about other stimulating machinery, but I have made the happy discovery that my washing machine sits on the same floor beam as my bed. Even though it's about 20 feet away and in a separate room, I can derive all the enjoyment without having to deal with that cold, metallic surface or the injuries that too often accompany the act of appliance mounting.

Ya got to be kidding here a washing amchine lol Just how do they get it to do that?

Haha i find this sort of stuff really amusing. Most people have counters over their washing machines now, i guess we are missing out on something!

I seen this washing machine in a ladies glossy mag that was coated in wipe clean black leather and had very very high rpm speeds for ultimate pleasure. My washing maxhine is under the counter which means that I get no pelasure out of mine whatsoever.

Honey, The washer is just not something I sit on! I can't think of any other machines either. I guess I don't have much of an answer to this one but I have the feeling you might get some interesting responses. xoxoxo Mom

Gee this is the first I've heard of this one! :D I know that babies fall asleep when you put them on the dryer, but gee! LOL :D xxx

Mummymo, I am blushing! I have in fact heard about this. I have also heard that horseback riding is stimulating, as well as the good old bicycle. Apparently, even sometimes discussions about the are, or so the big deleters in the sky would have us believe!

This whole thread made me giggle. I never new that about the washing machine. I think that anything that vibrates with you in the right frame of mind could do the job. hehe

If you can find a centrifuge then sit on it. Its supposed to refresh the parts that other machines don't. Although these days 'Health & Safety' people will get upset at that. It doesn't do anything for me though.

hmmmmm, I have a large load of towels that need to be washed. ;)

My friend has used her cell phone on vibrate. She says it feels goood.

OMG, this must be probably one of the most exciting and histerical discussions I've witnessed in my 2 months here on mylot. I have an utmost fear for my washing machine, and the only stimulating thing about it is if I don't have to use it,lol. Maybe if hubby got me a propper full cycle machine with the right speed and vibration, I might just start getting over anti-washing stress. You know, a twin-tub doesn't vibrate a lot,hehehe. Can't risk falling into the darn thing either, imagine the paramedics trying to fish me out of it. Oh the embarresment...hahahahehehe Ronelle

LOL this topic is very funny and interesting. I have been reading others replies and comments and I am actually surprised that no one has even heard of it or maybe I am just a pervert..lol..I am sure. I have never tried it and I am not sure if I ever would because it just sounds a little weird, but who knows! How about those new razors that vibrate? I have tried those while shaving and it doesn't do much for me but it might for someone else and yes even water pressure might and again doesn't do much, just makes my leg hurt from trying to balance myself..lol.and plus I am too tall to lay under the faucet in the bathtub..lol There are so many different things you can do to excite yourself. Just have to be creative *winks* -Lora

What a fun post! I know the theory behind the washing machine pleasure is clitoral stimulation from the vibrations, but I've never experienced it. But, this reminds me about a car that I had in my teens. It was junk. Absolute crap. Wasn't worth the 75 bucks I paid my cousin for it. Way more rust than paint, a rainbow of colors in my parking spot from the variety of leaking fluids, muffler? What muffler? The darn things shook so much it was a wonder I could keep it on the road. But, it got me to school and work for a while. And, if I wore jeans and sat a certain way, the shaking and other vibrations made it a hell of a ride! Man, I miss that car!