Stimulating Machinery !!!

@mummymo (23707)
June 11, 2007 1:49pm CST
Okay this is not my usual type of discussion but this one has me wondering..... I have heard women get VERY excited by the stimulation they get from their washing machine, for some reason they tell me that full spin is by far the most stimulating! Have you any idea what this is all about? Do you know of any other stimulating machinery? What makes it so stimulating?
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@weemam (13377)
12 Jun 07
Things are getting clearer lol , I always wondered how you got the sore back in the first place , I will have to come and make that coffee so I can have a look at your washing machine , Just to clarify things , my hubby always has the washing done before I get up in the morning . I have missed this site so much , this is my first long answer in ages . thank you so much pal for making it such a fun one :) :) xx
@mssnow (9493)
• United States
12 Jun 07
LOL well sheesh what a lucky hubby to have a washing machine first thing in the morning lol. Er I mean thats so nice of him lol WB xxx
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@mummymo (23707)
12 Jun 07
No I haven't tried it wee but maybe when I get better.............. I am so glad that you are back and even more so that you are well! I am so touched that mine was the first post you gave a long response to and very happy that you enjoyed it! xxx
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@weemam (13377)
12 Jun 07
lol mssnow My hubby is perfect as mo will tell you but it has taken me 46 yers to get him like that lol , he is a sweetie xxxxx
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@Tetchie (2933)
• Australia
16 Jun 07
Mummymo, this is indeed a grand discussion. I've not tried the washing machine but I'll recommend it as one of the common experiences of women in the 21st century. I can recommend the horse riding and the car, motor bikes are also in the top 10. Hmmmm, one could put out a handbook on this subject. Thanks for the delightful read, very buoyant.
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@mfpsassy (2827)
• United States
16 Jun 07
And I thought I was the only one who enjoyed those things
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@mummymo (23707)
16 Jun 07
I haven't been on a motorbike in years! I always wanted to learn how to ride a horse
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@mummymo (23707)
16 Jun 07
oops - sorry tetchie and sassy I didn't mean to hit submit there! lol I am glad you enjoyed this discussion tetchie and it is very nice to see you! Sassy have you read the other responses - of course you are not the only one! lol xxx
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@wolfie34 (26793)
• United Kingdom
11 Jun 07
Yes, I too would truly love to know, what is it about a washing machine, the only thing that comes to mind is the vibration (hey I'm innocent on this one!) I spose for us guys it would be the vacuum cleaner that gets us excited, well not me personally I mean Henry doesn't do anything for me but he's got a damn good suction on him ;00
@mummymo (23707)
11 Jun 07
I have been tempted lately to try it but either I'd squash the machine or the vibration would cause my back more damage! lol I have seen some Henry's getting nervous when a guy looks at them a certain way now that you mention it! lol I know you would never do that - you are my darling Wolfie and you are always a good boy! hee hee hee xxxxxx
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@wolfie34 (26793)
• United Kingdom
11 Jun 07
As you know my halo is highly polished, you show me yours and I'll show you mine ;0)
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@mummymo (23707)
11 Jun 07
Of course I know that honey! No problem only don't laugh cos mine is a bit ternished and past it's best ...................my halo I mean! xxxxx
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@mssnow (9493)
• United States
11 Jun 07
um I have no idea. I have never tried that or any othr toys. lol just not my thing. I have also heard shower water works too. but again i don't know lol. I guess anything that vibrates might work lol a jack hammer or a chain saw rofl rofl
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@mummymo (23707)
11 Jun 07
For someone who doesn't like toys sweet snow you know a lot! lol I think the chain saw might be very iffy though! pmsl xxx
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@mssnow (9493)
• United States
11 Jun 07
polishes my halo. its just that people tell me and i have a good memory lol
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@mummymo (23707)
12 Jun 07
ok that explains it then sweet snow! Is that a speck of dust on your halo? lol xxx
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@mfpsassy (2827)
• United States
16 Jun 07
Oh my I am blushing! Yeah right A washing machine? I mean really. Like I would know anything about that (hehe) The dishwasher nor dryer seem to have quite as good of vibations
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@mummymo (23707)
16 Jun 07
so you have compared them honey? xxx
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@mfpsassy (2827)
• United States
16 Jun 07
I plead the fifth on the grounds that I might incriminate myself *snicker*
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@mummymo (23707)
16 Jun 07
ok fair enough - I think we all get the picture! xxx
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@gabs8513 (48716)
• United Kingdom
11 Jun 07
Ok Mo Sweetie what have you been drinking???? I do not find anything exciting about a washing machine I guess everyone to their own Fancies lol That is really weired lol
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@mummymo (23707)
11 Jun 07
I think the problem is a lack of drink for too long! I am losing the plot! Never mind it is making me giggle! lol And before you ask I have not been smoking either! hee hee hee I told you I am still sleep deprived! Honest! Big hugs xxx
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@gabs8513 (48716)
• United Kingdom
12 Jun 07
Hahahaha well look if you ever do give it a try fill me in won't you lol Hope you are ok Love you xxxx
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@mummymo (23707)
12 Jun 07
I promise if I try I will let you know how it goes - that doesn't sound too good though! lol I'm ok - more worried about you! xxxx
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@Woodpigeon (3710)
• Ireland
12 Jun 07
Mummymo, I am blushing! I have in fact heard about this. I have also heard that horseback riding is stimulating, as well as the good old bicycle. Apparently, even sometimes discussions about the are, or so the big deleters in the sky would have us believe!
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@mummymo (23707)
12 Jun 07
pmsl Yes well surely they cannot delete a discussion about washing machines - that would be a first! I do not believe for one second that you are blushing! Oh if only I could cycle or go riding! xxxx
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• Ireland
12 Jun 07
Well, if they delete discussions about cycles who knows? When is that back of yours going to be fixed up? They do say gentle exercise is very good for you!
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@mummymo (23707)
12 Jun 07
See the consultant on Friday - if he is happy I can start physio - don't think that will be stimulating! Don't think I will ask my consultant whether I can try THAT form of gentle exercise! lol xxx
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@raydene (9875)
• United States
12 Jun 07
Honey, The washer is just not something I sit on! I can't think of any other machines either. I guess I don't have much of an answer to this one but I have the feeling you might get some interesting responses. xoxoxo Mom
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@mummymo (23707)
12 Jun 07
Well Mom I hope so! I don't sit on the washing machine either! Some mad Scotsman dared me to start this post and to be honest I am quite glad he did! lol It was my idea originally though! love you xxxx
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@raydene (9875)
• United States
12 Jun 07
Well perhaps when the back is better....... Hugs
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@mummymo (23707)
12 Jun 07
pmsl xxxx
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11 Jun 07
Haha i find this sort of stuff really amusing. Most people have counters over their washing machines now, i guess we are missing out on something!
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@mummymo (23707)
11 Jun 07
Mmmmm that could be a bit of a problem I suppose! Let's face it though it isn't that hard to move a washing machine! lol Failing that I have a laundrette with industrial size machines near my house! lol xxxx
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@weemam (13377)
12 Jun 07
so thats where you're sneaking out to in the early hours lol xx
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@mummymo (23707)
12 Jun 07
I knew there was something I meant to tell you! Didn't think you were up early enough to notice me sneaking off in the wee sma hoors! xxx
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11 Jun 07
I seen this washing machine in a ladies glossy mag that was coated in wipe clean black leather and had very very high rpm speeds for ultimate pleasure. My washing maxhine is under the counter which means that I get no pelasure out of mine whatsoever.
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@mummymo (23707)
11 Jun 07
Wow Claire - I'm a bit nervous of asking which glossy that was in! lol Mine is too - but hey I keep getting told about this, maybe I look as though I need it - I'm not quite sure! hee hee xxxx
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@mummymo (23707)
11 Jun 07
see people keep giving me this advice - I must seem awful uptight or something! lol They could be right but hey I promise if I needed one I would have no problem getting it! honest xxxxxx
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@Eskimo (2317)
13 Jun 07
Claire, I've heard of lots of things being kept under the counter, but never a washing machine.
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@nolipo (407)
• United States
13 Jun 07
This whole thread made me giggle. I never new that about the washing machine. I think that anything that vibrates with you in the right frame of mind could do the job. hehe
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@mummymo (23707)
13 Jun 07
Glad it amused you nolipo - it has made me laugh too! You really haven't thought of the washing machine before? lol To be honest I have never tried it but I have been tempted..........hee hee xxx
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@nolipo (407)
• United States
13 Jun 07
Well. I have enough *cough* toys so the washer machine never crossed my mind.
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@mummymo (23707)
13 Jun 07
nothing wrong with that honey but it is always there if you run out of batteries! lol xxx
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@Lakota12 (42684)
• United States
12 Jun 07
Ya got to be kidding here a washing amchine lol Just how do they get it to do that?
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@mummymo (23707)
12 Jun 07
Erm well I believe they sit on it! lol I don't - of course - well with my back problems I couldn't! pmsl xxxxx
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@Lakota12 (42684)
• United States
12 Jun 07
that just sounds so weird I cant even think of setting on mine I would be afraid the lid would cave in and they have to be really sick to think of it anyway good old man and woman stuff for me lol
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@mummymo (23707)
12 Jun 07
pmsl Good for you honey! xxx
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@hookfan (447)
11 Jun 07
Gee this is the first I've heard of this one! :D I know that babies fall asleep when you put them on the dryer, but gee! LOL :D xxx
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@mummymo (23707)
11 Jun 07
Was that ON or IN the dryer hookfan? lol Bet you are glad my youngest is too big for me to do that one , aren't you? hee hee xxxx
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@hookfan (447)
12 Jun 07
LOL ON it you silly :D Lots of fun responses though :) xxx
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@mummymo (23707)
12 Jun 07
#giggles# there are aren't there - I am glad I started this now! lol xxxx
@Tanya8 (1734)
• Canada
16 Jun 07
I don't know much about other stimulating machinery, but I have made the happy discovery that my washing machine sits on the same floor beam as my bed. Even though it's about 20 feet away and in a separate room, I can derive all the enjoyment without having to deal with that cold, metallic surface or the injuries that too often accompany the act of appliance mounting.
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@mummymo (23707)
17 Jun 07
lol Tanya - do you realise you have just sent me into hoots of laughter here? What a fantastic set up! Can I ask , do you always go to bed when the washing machine is on? xxxx
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@Tanya8 (1734)
• Canada
18 Jun 07
Absolutely! Let me know if you have any spare laundry you'd like done.
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@mummymo (23707)
18 Jun 07
lol xxx
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@Lvdeckape (320)
• United States
13 Jun 07
LOL this topic is very funny and interesting. I have been reading others replies and comments and I am actually surprised that no one has even heard of it or maybe I am just a pervert..lol..I am sure. I have never tried it and I am not sure if I ever would because it just sounds a little weird, but who knows! How about those new razors that vibrate? I have tried those while shaving and it doesn't do much for me but it might for someone else and yes even water pressure might and again doesn't do much, just makes my leg hurt from trying to balance myself..lol.and plus I am too tall to lay under the faucet in the bathtub..lol There are so many different things you can do to excite yourself. Just have to be creative *winks* -Lora
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@mummymo (23707)
13 Jun 07
I don't think you are a pervert Lora - just experimental! lol I am intigued by the vibrating razors, this is the first I have heard of them, having said that I am not too keen on shaving - it itches, I prefer to wax where I don't want hair, it may sting alittle for a moment but at least I avoid an itchy stubble! Exciting myself at the moment is not an option - I am still recovering from back surgery and the smallest wrong move is really painful, but I will bear your advice in mind! Glad you enjoyed this post , I almost didn't start it but a mad friend double dared me and I find that so hard to resist, I tell you what I am so glad I did cos I have met some great people and had lots of giggles! xxxxxx
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• United States
13 Jun 07
Oh I know, I would like to get a wax down below because I hate hair but I am too sure on someone I don't know doing that to me..lol..I have done it to myself but OUCH did that ever hurt and then I turned all red and blisterd and I ended up with a bad reaction. I am sorry to hear about your surgery and I hope you have a quick recovery and I am so glad you found some new and great friends,. feel better hun:) -Lora
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@mummymo (23707)
13 Jun 07
sorry you had a bad experience with the wax honey - that is what happens to me with a razor! Have you had kids? I only ask cos I've had 2 and after the first one when all your dignity flies out the door and is kinda hard to pick up on the other side I never minded a beautician waxing mew again! lol I am getting better now - I was in agony for a year and only had the surgery 6 weeks ago so I know I am going in the right direction! Thanks sweety! Hugs xxx
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@Eskimo (2317)
12 Jun 07
If you can find a centrifuge then sit on it. Its supposed to refresh the parts that other machines don't. Although these days 'Health & Safety' people will get upset at that. It doesn't do anything for me though.
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@mummymo (23707)
13 Jun 07
Shall I tell you a secret Eskimo? Please don't tell anyone but I had to look up what a centrifuge was - I had a good idea but I needed to check! lol Health and Safety are real spoilsports aren't they? Check out the first response from Wolfie - that might make you feel less excluded! lol xxx
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@Eskimo (2317)
13 Jun 07
It usually rotates horizontally (up to 4000 rev/minute) instead of the vertical rotation from a washing machine. If you ever manage to get your hand (or other bits) on one then try it out. Satisfaction is assured (or your money back).
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@mummymo (23707)
13 Jun 07
lol Well if I do I will let you know! xxx
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@dawnhm6 (48)
• United States
12 Jun 07
What a fun post! I know the theory behind the washing machine pleasure is clitoral stimulation from the vibrations, but I've never experienced it. But, this reminds me about a car that I had in my teens. It was junk. Absolute crap. Wasn't worth the 75 bucks I paid my cousin for it. Way more rust than paint, a rainbow of colors in my parking spot from the variety of leaking fluids, muffler? What muffler? The darn things shook so much it was a wonder I could keep it on the road. But, it got me to school and work for a while. And, if I wore jeans and sat a certain way, the shaking and other vibrations made it a hell of a ride! Man, I miss that car!
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@mummymo (23707)
12 Jun 07
pmsl That does sound like a fantastic car, I would say it was worth far more than $75 you paid for it! Welcome to mylot I hope you enjoy yourself and I have decided that you are getting the best response cos that car is the best bit of stimulating machinery I think we will find! lol xxx
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• United States
12 Jun 07
Hey, I appreciate it! I've only been here 4 or 5 days and I'm having a great time! I guess you right, it was definately worth the money in some ways. Cheaper than my last toy was... Hey, anybody got a shaky old junker of a car they want to get rid of?
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@mummymo (23707)
13 Jun 07
You're welcome honey! I am off to wreck the suspension on our car! lol xxx
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@Fulton (219)
• South Africa
12 Jun 07
OMG, this must be probably one of the most exciting and histerical discussions I've witnessed in my 2 months here on mylot. I have an utmost fear for my washing machine, and the only stimulating thing about it is if I don't have to use it,lol. Maybe if hubby got me a propper full cycle machine with the right speed and vibration, I might just start getting over anti-washing stress. You know, a twin-tub doesn't vibrate a lot,hehehe. Can't risk falling into the darn thing either, imagine the paramedics trying to fish me out of it. Oh the embarresment...hahahahehehe Ronelle
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@mummymo (23707)
12 Jun 07
oh Ronelle Honey - you got me there! I can't stop laughing at the image of paramedics trying to get you out of a twin tub and you trying to explain how you ended up there in the first place! lol Oh dear not a lot else I can say - I am off to chuckle some more! xxxxx
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@Fulton (219)
• South Africa
12 Jun 07
Never mind the paramedics, I just got this vivid picture in my mind of my poor kids walking into the laundry, and all they can see is mommy's hands, feet and head in a very peculiar arrangement ... hehehe. As they say, "a laugh a day...". I think your discussion might just be one of the top ten funniest.- Ronelle
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@mummymo (23707)
12 Jun 07
pmsl don't do that - I had only just stopped giggling over the paramedics - now I can see the kids trying to get to grips with it! lol Thanks Ronelle - we all need a laugh! xxx
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• United States
12 Jun 07
My friend has used her cell phone on vibrate. She says it feels goood.
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@mummymo (23707)
12 Jun 07
mmm you would have to be very careful not to do any damage to such a delicate thing... I mean some cell phones are very expensive! xxx
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@weemam (13377)
12 Jun 07
I think she meant in her pocket mo :) , I do that its nice lol xx
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@mummymo (23707)
12 Jun 07
oh ok! Now I am blushing! lol Wee you are shattering my image of you , there really are some skeletons in the closet , aren't there? xxx
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@makingpots (11922)
• United States
12 Jun 07
hmmmmm, I have a large load of towels that need to be washed. ;)
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@mummymo (23707)
12 Jun 07
Well honey all I can say is that it might make doing laundry less boring! Enjoy washing the towels. lol xxx
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