Dirty little Tony

United States
June 12, 2007 8:04am CST
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Tony. He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking." Then little TONY says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone." To which Little TONY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking."
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@jackli (203)
• China
13 Jun 07
hi, tallpaulno. the little tony is very smart. i like him. lol. i can't help laughing while i read these words. thx you for sharing such a interesting story.
1 person likes this
• United States
13 Jun 07
Hi J, glad you enjoyed it!
• United States
13 Jun 07
Hi J, glad you enjoyed it!
• United States
13 Jun 07
aaawwwwmm! Bad teacher! ROFLMAO
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• United States
13 Jun 07
Thanks Visitor, glad you enjoyed it. Good to see you too.
@mschiqui (1284)
• Philippines
13 Jun 07
Very smart tony!really really smart indeed!hahahahaa
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• United States
13 Jun 07
Thanks ms glad you enjoyed it!
@AJ1952Chats (2340)
• Anderson, Indiana
21 Feb 08
After reading this, I've come to the conclusion that I've been married for my entire life--or, at least, since I've been old enough to eat ice cream.
• United States
13 Feb 08
Ha!Ha! Too funny! :o)