gonna be a bear

@tredale (1313)
Australia
June 19, 2007 10:48am CST
I just got this from my mum and found it really funny and wanted to share it. In this life I am a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too. When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that. If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that. If you're a bear, your mate expects you to wake up growling. He expects that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. Yep, gonna be a bear! Can anybody else agree with this.
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@kayrod2 (1304)
• Australia
20 Jun 07
Yep. Im gunna be a bear too. This is excellent thought. I can put up with all that. Cheers, and best wishes
@tredale (1313)
• Australia
20 Jun 07
I am glad you want to be a bear to Kayrod in the next life we may all be in the same cave.lol
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@TriciaW (2442)
• United States
19 Jun 07
I love it. I used to think I wanted to be a cow but now I am thinking a bear would be better. Heck just the fact that growling is expected is worth it*L* Thanks for the giggle this morning I need it!!
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@tredale (1313)
• Australia
19 Jun 07
my pleasure I just loved it when I read it too though it might cheer some people up around here, though with your spout of bad luck I couldnt think of anyone better to cheer up. I hope you are feeling better.
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@fritz27 (1137)
• United States
19 Jun 07
actually, i'd love to know what i'll return as. i went to see a fortune teller a way back. he asked me if i believed in reincarnation. i do. he asked me a series of questions. after this, he told me in a prior life i was " joan of arc ". i believe this for i am terrified of fire. i'd like to put my order in for a bear persona too.
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@tredale (1313)
• Australia
19 Jun 07
oh joan of arc you may be my hero. Though a bear sounds too good to let go.
@fritz27 (1137)
• United States
19 Jun 07
i'd rather be the bear, i don't want to burn at the stake a second time!!!
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@tredale (1313)
• Australia
20 Jun 07
Great point you raise fritz27 i wouldnt want to burn at the stake either.
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@mean_queen (1713)
• Malaysia
21 Jun 07
LOL~! Nice one tredale~! I could totally adapt to being a bear! Especially if I have to give birth to walnut size babies~! haha.. Thanks for the laugh.. Really enjoyed this one.. ;D
@tredale (1313)
• Australia
21 Jun 07
hi mean_queen I think this is the bit I most like Ive had four kids and not one was the size of a walnut, glad you enjoyed it.
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@gabs8513 (48803)
• United Kingdom
21 Jun 07
Hahahaha I have to say I like it and yes I agree I could deal with all that it sounds fine to me
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@tredale (1313)
• Australia
21 Jun 07
Hi gabs8513 glad you liked it thinking of starting a club can you bear it.lol
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@magnel (2263)
• India
20 Jun 07
Mama Bear - Good choice to be a bear.
That was a great choice to be a bear in your next life... I have no thought of such a stuff ever of what I will be in my next birth... coz i'm not at all bothered about my next birth.
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@tredale (1313)
• Australia
21 Jun 07
That it magnel but if you had too and this was one of the choices its not a bad one.
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@deebomb (15347)
• United States
20 Jun 07
black bear - Going to come back as a grumpy black bear
Yep. Yep. Yep. Gona come back as grizzly ole black sow. Gona get away with growling in the morning if some one looks at me cross ways.. I’ll swat um if they speaks to early. It’ll be nice to not have to always be pleasant to every one for a change especially those that are not pleasant to me.
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@tredale (1313)
• Australia
21 Jun 07
Thanks deebomb my sentiments exactly
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• United States
19 Jun 07
That is an interesting posting. I had never looked a bear like that before and yes I think that would be a great choisce.
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@tredale (1313)
• Australia
20 Jun 07
I agree what a wonderful way to spend your days. me 2
• United States
19 Jun 07
hehe That was really cute. Thanks for sharing. I wouldn't mind being a bear in some aspects, but then in others...hum no thank you. hehe
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@tredale (1313)
• Australia
20 Jun 07
I still looking for the bad in being a bear but I am glad you thought it was cute.
• United States
19 Jun 07
OH YES! ME! ME! ME TOOOOO!!!! I want to be a bear, too! PLEEEEASE, may I be a bear, too?...lol Thank you for that, it is so cute!
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@tredale (1313)
• Australia
20 Jun 07
I really glad you like it I think we could start a bear club. I know I want to be a member.
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@magnustv (61)
• Norway
23 Jun 07
You could end up in a cage, or dance on the street of Moscow with a chain around you ancle. And all teeth pulled out too. Just a risk in this cruel world.
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@tredale (1313)
• Australia
23 Jun 07
I never thought of it like this well done magnustv there always a down to every up.lol
• Norway
23 Jun 07
Sorry, just having a bit pessimistic day.
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@tredale (1313)
• Australia
23 Jun 07
thats okay I hope it get better, it was actually refreshing than having everyone agree.lol
23 Jun 07
I would prefer to be a bird and will travel all over the world without visa and take rest at anywhere I like.I would like to build my Royal nest in Amazon forest as it is the darkest and deep rain forest in the world.It will be my original destination to hault that is my original contact address. My second destination would be the Australian wild forest.Than I would roam flying from continent to continent if I would be a bird in my next birth.
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@tredale (1313)
• Australia
23 Jun 07
Nice choice tulipblue, I think I can see the attraction to being a bird. But you have to be careful these days with the birdflu.lol
@youdontsay (3503)
• United States
22 Jun 07
I think I already am! Well, not the birthing part. My "cubs" were 9 lb 11oz and 8 lb and 13 oz and I didn't sleep through either their birth or their half-growing times!
@tredale (1313)
• Australia
22 Jun 07
thankyou for responding youdontsay, I am not even close to be bear like but its on my wish list. luck you.
@jackli (203)
• China
20 Jun 07
yeah. that's funny, though i haven't think about the reincarnation.
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@tredale (1313)
• Australia
20 Jun 07
Im glad you found it funny jackli welcome over glad you could drop in.
@AmbiePam (45049)
• United States
19 Jun 07
This is too funny! I'm going to e-mail this to someone else. I'll probably print it off, it is just too darn good!
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@tredale (1313)
• Australia
20 Jun 07
I glad you liked it Ambiepam, I couldnt resisted when I seen it.
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