Jokes

India
July 6, 2007 7:14am CST
Dead Husband A women goes to visit a fortune teller. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news. "There's no easy way to say this, so i'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year." Visibly shaken, the woman stares at the fortune teller's linen face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked her question. "Will i be found guilty?"
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• India
12 Jul 07
A Joke - I love telling and listening to the jokes.
that was a real funny joke. thanks for sharing and keep sharing such wonderful ones.
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@surveygrrl (1271)
• United States
6 Jul 07
LMAO! That is funny. I never thought about posting jokes on here.
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