What not to say to a cop...lol
July 6, 2007 9:29am CST
NEVER SAY TO A COP 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 5. Are You Andy or Barney? 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 8. I pay your salary! 9. Gee, officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. 12. When the Officer says "Gee. Your eyes look red, have you been drinkin g?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" got this from a friend- not sure who the author is.
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6 Jul 07
LOL to Number 3! Except ever since I read this I've been humming "YMCA" to myself! I used to LOVE the Village People - which I guess shows my age and/or my mentality!!! Now altogether now......... "Young man, there's no need to feel down. I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground. I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town There's no need to be unhappy. Young man, there's a place you can go. I said, young man, when you're short on your dough. You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find Many ways to have a good time!"