Reason why never visit a 5 * Hotel

Smiles.... - Is it not true ?
India
July 13, 2007 12:44am CST
Question : " What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?" Answer: " tea please " Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?" Answer : "Ceylon tea " Question : "How would you like it ? Black or white ?" Answer: "white" Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ? " Answer: "With milk " Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk" Answer: "With cow milk please. Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?" Answer: " Um, I'll take it black. " Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey? " Answer: "With sugar" Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?" Answer: "Cane sugar " Question:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?" Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead." Question: "Mineral water or still water ? " Answer: "Mineral water" Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?" Answer: "I'll rather die of thirst
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6 responses
@sandeep_t (428)
• India
14 Jul 07
Awesome. I can't stop myself laughing. But i never encounter such a situation. I always ask for the menu and the menu of 5 star hotels are so well organized that you can get what you wnated exactly with in short time.
@mean_queen (1713)
• Malaysia
13 Jul 07
Hahaha.. I thought that was really funny, especially his last line. I could almost feel how frustrated that person was! Was that you gpraveenkumar5? :P Well, thanks for sharing. I really enjoyed it. ;D
@abroji (3247)
• India
13 Jul 07
Praveen, really interesting. Do you feel irritating? feel desperated? feel inconvenient? But dear praveen these are all cost of sofistication and luxury. Bear it for the sake of the hipocrisy. An elite feeling! All the best.
@alpine_007 (1469)
• Pakistan
13 Jul 07
that's really funny and interesting LOL. what a dialogue between the people, the answers and questions are really funny and good.
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@maehan (1439)
• United States
13 Jul 07
This is very interesting and funny. I never know that getting a glass of drink will link to so many question and ha ha ha. I like the customer answer, I'll rather die of thirst. ha ha ha
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@stmartin (157)
• Macedonia
18 Jul 07
Hehe, very interesting. This is true. Great text, that is the reality and the 5* hotels :)