Have you read this?

Toilet - It's useful in our daily life. Especially in defecating and urinating. It gives us comfort in our daily needs. So let's maintain our toilet clean and tidy. To promote cleanliness and good health in our home.
Philippines
July 29, 2007 2:31am CST
Toilet bowl was in love with Sh*t. Sh*t is crying telling Toilet bowl "We can't be together, because every time I'm with you, I'm being flushed. One day the toilet bowl was left unflushed and the Sh*t stayed there. The toilet bowl felt happy and said nothing, just like into the Sh*t and sang "Nobody wanna see us together, but it don't matter no, coz i got you babe."
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bestfriends
@bestfriends (876)
• Australia
29 Jul 07
hahahah lol! I burst out with laughter here. Thank you. I like it when you particularly said: "Nobody wanna see us together, but it don't matter no, coz i got you babe." LOL! And NO! I haven't read this. This is my first time to read and hear this one ever. Even showed this to my sister, she laughed at it too hahaha.
secretbear
@secretbear (19448)
• Philippines
29 Jul 07
LOL that's a nice one. got me really laughing out loud. ^__^