The top 10 things dogs hate about people

@pilbara (1436)
Australia
August 1, 2007 5:31pm CST
Some of you may find this funny 1 Blaming your farts on me not funny... not funny at all. Why don't you just own up? 2 Yelling at me for barking. I'M A DOG, YOU IDIOT! IT'S WHAT WE DO 3 Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? 4 Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Would you eat something that someone had put on your nose? and making me wait for it is just pure torture. 5 Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home. 6 That stupid fake throw when playing fetch. So you fooled a dog! How clever are you? 7 Taking me to the vet for "the big snip" then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back! And this is surprising because? 8 Getting upset when I sniff at your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet. 9 Dog sweaters. Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the fur? 10 How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.
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8 responses
• Canada
2 Aug 07
Hi I have to say it sounds like what my dog would say if he could talk. Thanks for posting this and giving mylotters a good laugh.
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@pilbara (1436)
• Australia
2 Aug 07
Thanks, I'm sure my dog would be saying similar things at times.
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• Portugal
2 Aug 07
This was soo much fun to read!! i was curious about what dogs really thought of us, human being but i guess you pretty much covered it all!! :D
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@pilbara (1436)
• Australia
2 Aug 07
Thanks, glad you enjoyed it. Maybe there is a few other things though.
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@emma412 (1156)
• United States
2 Aug 07
Oh I loved it! Thanks for sharing and thanks for the laugh. I'll be passing that on to my dog owning friends.
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@pilbara (1436)
• Australia
2 Aug 07
Thanks. Glad you enjoyed it
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• Philippines
2 Aug 07
Yeah agreeed. I would enevr yell at my dog eitehr for barking at strangers or intruders. It is natural for dogs to bark at those who lurk in their territory. It's like scolding someone for taking a piss!!, which is both unnatrual and deadly.In the case of dogs, it is psychotic since that is their physical or animalistic nature
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@brendakaya (2335)
• United States
11 Aug 07
That's really cute. Thanks for sharing with us. I'll think of this when I'm looking at my dogs. I'm sure I'll laugh about it, again tomorrow. Take care.
• United States
2 Aug 07
What a lovely sweet posting. Thank you for the humor, and truth to a point.
• India
2 Aug 07
lol dat was gr8 stuff
• United States
2 Aug 07
Ok Thats a really good One!! Thanx for posting this. I can see my dog saying these things!! LOL