Mixing topics of discussions

United States
August 20, 2007 10:43am CST
"How would you describe a perfect date?" and "What do you do when you see a cockroach?" were the titles of two discussions I saw listed this morning. I started rolling with laughter as my mind came up with new twisted discussion ideas such as: Has your perfect date turned out to be a real "cockroach" type of person? What do you do if your date is a "cockroach"? How fast do you end the date if he's a "cockroach"? Is your "perfect date" really a pest? If you know he is a pest, do you date him anyways? What do you do when you see your perfect date becoming a "cockroach"? How do you handle things if your perfect date is disrupted by a "cockroach" in the area? Can you think of any more twisted or funny ideas?
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@Katlady2 (9920)
• United States
21 Aug 07
OMG! That is too funny! How about this one: If you saw a cockroach crawling near you, would it remind you of your lousy date? That's the only one I can come up with at the moment...my brain is too addled I think. LOL
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• United States
21 Aug 07
When I am out and about with friends and I see a two-legged cockroach approaching, I usually exit the area right away. Take heed!!! Evacuate immediately!! Abandon whatever you are doing and run for the hills!! Secure your hard drives and save yourself!!! If you have time, save a few friends also. Oh the insanity of it all. Dating is so dangerous nowadays.
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@Katlady2 (9920)
• United States
21 Aug 07
And don't forget to grab the shotgun for self defense! LOL Yes it is way too dangerous anymore.
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@kelly60 (4548)
• United States
28 Aug 07
Now you have got me laughing. I needed a good laugh today. Anyway, I have met some guys who turned out to be real pests, but I don't think I have ever dated one I would actually call a "cockroach!"
• United States
29 Aug 07
I am glad I was able to bring a laugh to you today. Hang on to that smile all day. You are sooo lucky you have never dated or met a "cockroach". Been there, done that, could not end the date fast enough for my liking. LOL
• United States
22 Aug 07
LMAO! Those are hilarious! I can't think of anything else to add either. You seemed to have covered everything.
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• United States
25 Aug 07
I am sure there are more. I just have to keep my eyes open and find them. This sort of strange thinking starts occurring when I am bored.
@tammyr (5955)
• Etowah, Tennessee
22 Aug 07
LOL you are so funny. I believe you have too much time on your hands deary!! I wonder what you could come up with by mixing jiombos threads! ROFLMAO!!That could get dangerous for sure!! I wish I could come up with one that you or a poster had not thought of, but I can't seem to get my brain on 'go' today.
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• United States
22 Aug 07
It would get messy and smelly if I mixed Jimbo's topic titles. LOL He writes some pretty wild stuff.