What's the rudest or funniest smiley that someone has ever sent you?

The smileys themselves weren't rude but the context in which the were sent were... I have to be careful explaining it so I don't give you mature content tags! A guy that I didn't know sent me an IM...thanks to my sn I get a lot of guys looking for discreet fun. So this message popped up on my screen stating his age, location and what he was looking for. Before I could tell him to get lost, he sent another one that used the drooling smiley, the surprised smiley (mouth in an O shape which could imply a "dirty act") and the smiley that is licking. There were words in between that I won't post here but I'm sure you can figure it out! I went off on him big time about how rude that was to "say" those kinds of things to someone he doesn't even know and was most certainly not interested in what he was looking for! I loved using smileys on another forum I used to post on and wish we had them here. Some things can't really be explained right in words and smileys could help eliminate some misunderstandings. LOL only covers so much. I would love to have blushing, rolls eyes, shrugs shoulders, slaps forehead and so many others here.