what will you do if youre standing in front of the crowd naked?

@daryljane (3439)
Philippines
September 6, 2007 12:45am CST
this is actually a joke i heard yesterday while talking to my friends at the mall. a gay friend asked, what will you when youre standing in front of the crowd naked..one answered, ill cover my face, the other said, ill cover my "flower", the other answered ill cover both my breast and "flower".. guess what i answered....: il cover my ears..coz i stand the applause...wehehehe!!!thats a joke.. but what if youre standing in front of the crowd naked, what will you do???
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@gr8life (6253)
• Malaysia
6 Sep 07
Hello daryljane, I can't even imagine myself in that situation but as you said, what if... I think if that happens to me, I will run for my life and look for a hiding place as quickly as I could. I will feel so embarassed though...and I will decide to go into hiding in my own house for weeks before I could brave myself to go out again *laughs*
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@daryljane (3439)
• Philippines
6 Sep 07
actually, thats what i thought when the question was raised...but then, i thought id make a good laugh, thats what i said...lolz! :)
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@daryljane (3439)
• Philippines
28 Sep 07
yeah..its an experience of a lifetime..lols! :)
@farazkh1 (1157)
• Pakistan
27 Sep 07
I think this joke is quite awful so i dont think i would like to answer on this .......anyways i hope you will ask more good humorist jokes so i would reply .........
@daryljane (3439)
• Philippines
28 Sep 07
im sorry if you dont like it..will post more soon..thanks! :)
• Philippines
27 Sep 07
of course, i will crouch on the floor, and then i will ask for help from the people around me to please provide me with some decent clothing. getting down on the floor will be the only wherein i can get myself fully covered, that is, by using my naked body as a cover by itself for itself. i am also very sure that everyone in the crowd will be kind enough and helpful to find something to clothe me with. i have heard lots of instances already when someone around one naked will always find some suitable clothes for the person in question.
@AmbiePam (44533)
• United States
6 Sep 07
I'd probably pinch myself over and over again to see if I were having a nightmare.
@daryljane (3439)
• Philippines
6 Sep 07
lolz!!! wake up ambiepam!!! wake up!!! whew!! thats a bad dream...lolz!2 :)
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@williamjisir (22909)
• China
6 Sep 07
I used to take a shower in a big public shower room. I used to face more than ten naked men together in the same shower room. I don't hide anything from them though some would like to shower with their briefs on. It is ok to me. I can always feel natural. Anyway we are the same there. I don't mind seeing each other naked this way which is so natural to me.