Euro English (something I read from the local papers... ha ha ha...)

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I am always amused by the different languages around the world and how they are interpreted by non-natives who do not know how to speak it. For example, a German speaking the german language and a Englishman listening to it. Or a Chinese speaking a native dialect and a Singaporean trying to decipher what the Chinese is saying. The misunderstandings can sometimes be very comical! Here is a little article I read from the local newspapers that brought so much laughter when I read it, I have to share it! It is a little piece which I hope will bring laughter to all who read it. I do not intend to offend anyone. A little laughter goes a long way, and sometimes, it takes a little humor to laugh at oneself as well. My advance apologies if I did offend anyone. ************************************************* Quoted author of article ~ Felice Yip Mun ----------------------------------------- The European Union has agreed to adopt English as the preferred language for communications rather than the option of German over the next five years. In the first year, 's' will be used instead of the soft 'c'. Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. The hard 'c' will also be replaced with the 'k' to klear up konfusion. And keyboards kan have one less letter. In the sekond year, the troublesome 'ph' will be replaced by 'f'. In the third year, publik akseptanse kan be expekted for more komplikated changes, such as the removal of double letters. Also, al wil agre the horible mes of silent 'e's in the languag is disgrasful and wil be diskarded. By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to replasing 'th' by 'z' and 'w' by 'v'/ During ze fifz year, ze unesesary 'o' kan be dropd from vords kontaining 'ou', and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to oser kombinations of leters. After zis fifz yer, ve vil have a reli sensibl vriten styl. Zer vil b no mor trubls or difikultis and everivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer! ************************************************* ha ha ha ha ha... I cannot help but laugh at the contends of this article! *ROFL* ha ha ha ha ha... hope you enjoyed it as much as I did!