The runaway pig syndrome

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@xboxboy (5588)
October 13, 2007 3:47pm CST
before i sneak out for a tube of smarties (my mother does not like me getting hyper with the smarties, but i dare to sneak out, i am the Al Capone of sweetie thieves) i would like to ask you this one question. if you were walking down the high street and saw a runaway pig charging towards you, would you 1. wrestle it to the ground and then hold as a ransom to the farmer. 2. wrestle it to the ground and steal a leg before returning to the farmer claiming the leg was lost in the scuffle. 3. wrestle it to the ground and elope with it and live happily ever after. 4. stand aside and do nothing. which one or do you have your own scenario. please share to give me something to do as i get high on my blue smarties.
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18 Nov 07
To be honest, I think, if I saw a pig coming towards me on a crowded high street, I would probably scream as much as I possibly could, then run away - forget wrestling it to the ground, I'm not that brave! Mind you, if I had a chance, I'd probably try and take a photo, and post it the local newspaper, lolz.
@xboxboy (5588)
18 Nov 07
pigs need lovin' too!
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• India
18 Nov 07
OOOO a pig charging towards me? i could be running in the opposite direction as fast as my fat little legs can carry me.....but then in my country i am a 'PIG' xboxboy or thats what some guys tell me ;) PIG - Pretty Indian Girl LOL
• India
18 Nov 07
and i forgot to add...all the best for the blue smarties........
@xboxboy (5588)
18 Nov 07
lol! Pretty Indian Girl! love it!
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@bronie123 (4596)
• United States
14 Oct 07
well i would catch the pig and bring it home the my pet pig would have a friend LOL
@xboxboy (5588)
14 Oct 07
would you invite it to the bbq's? i would make a suit out of tinfoil for the pig and buy it an apple two sizes to big for it's mouth! and make it guest of honour!
@bronie123 (4596)
• United States
14 Oct 07
oh no my little piggy wot be going you in a bbq LOL
@ElicBxn (60046)
• United States
14 Oct 07
I LOVE blue smarties!!!! I'd get out of the way, but then again, I've seen the size of a one of those Vietnamese pigs, I don't even want to think how big a regular hog is! My sis's first neighbor had one of those Vietnamese pigs, it chased a would be burgler down the street. I'd just get out of the way!!!
@xboxboy (5588)
17 Nov 07
now that is a cool pig!
@drannhh (15002)
• United States
14 Oct 07
Aha, someone else has seen the movie Futz...no that was a sheep. OK. I'll pull myself up off the ground and tell you. I don't want to go into the particulars of how I win and the pig loses, that would be giving away too many secrets, but I can tell you that I would have bacon, and ham, and roast pork, and sausage before the day was over. I would rather eat pork than smarties any day of the week.