joke-everybody is happy!
November 2, 2007 2:37am CST
1. A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she, "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?" "Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday.""Well done. Who was that?" "My granny.""Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad.""Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her,'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"2.Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them? Stan: In the bathroom ? Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath? Stan: Blindfold them! 3.George knocked on the door of his friend's house. When his friend's mother answered he asked, “can Albert come out to play? ” “ No,” said the mother, “it's too cold. ” “ Well, then, ” said George, “can his football come out to play? ”