A little life story you might enjoy

United States
November 26, 2007 10:26pm CST
I'm a member of a forum and the person I know pretty good posted this for everyone on the forum and I though you guys might enjoy it. i'm having a little girl trouble....everyonce and a while the player comes out in me.....i've got it pretty well supressed....but playa's will be playa's.....i was out with friends....and usually when i'm out a girl will try me.....some are skeezers looking for someone to support their habits....but occasionally a star will try to see if what she's heard about me is true.... .....anyway....i'm with my boy....and a true "9" keeps staring at me.....she gets around to asking my boy if my woman is with me....he tells her no....then comes to me with the message that she's willing....we get around to talking and i'm not really looking to get into anything with her....i'm just enjoying the game....you know....like catch and release fishing ..... she asks me if i want to get some air....and to be honest it is getting hot and the smoke is bothering me....so i say yeah....lets go outside.....we get outside and she says it's a little nippy and she's cold....she asks me if my car is near.....now this is really a hottie....but i'm cool with my lady....and i'm not going to go too far.....but anyway....we go and sit in my car and talk.....no kissing....no feeling.....even tho she wanted to.... unknown to me one of my ladys friends spotted me in the club...and when this hottie latched on to me.....she burned up her cell calling my lady.....i'm sitting in the car with this woman and i hear something like a rifle shot and all of a sudden i've got a lap full of glass.....then the glass on the womans side busts splattering glass all over her.....i hear my girlfriend shouting and cursing "b***h, i'm gonna bust your head in".....the girl opens the door and starts sprinting like the steroid version of marion jones.... i see my girlfriend has one of my hammers in her hand.....the hottie is gone with a quickness so my girlfriend turns to me.....i try to explain that i didn't do anything.....she takes a swing at my windshield.....cursing me.....to make a long story short.....she puts about 5 holes in my windshield.....and then throws the hammer at me.....hitting me in the shoulder.....her girlfriend pulls her away.....all the while i'm repeating...."i didn't do anything..... her girlfriend gets her to leave.....and i tell my boy i'm going to stay with him tonight.....between him busting a gut at something that i don't see the humor in....he says ok.....i'm at my boys trying to get comfortable on his whack couch and my cell rings.....it's my girl....."you better not be with that b***h" she says....."you got ten mins to get your a** home"..... i get up and go home and i've got to strip so she can inspect my draws....my crotch.....then i've got to screw her.....cause she says she can tell if i've done anything previously......i put a little extra into it trying to put her a** to sleep so i don't have to fight afterwards.....she wakes up the next morning like nothing is wrong.....i ask her what about my car.....she asks me if i really want to bring that s**t up again.....and she'd better not seeor hear about me with that b***h again.... i decide to cut my losses and get my window fixed myself and admit that i shouldn't have been with the woman to start with.....talk about overreacting tho.....
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@jbrooks0127 (2324)
• United States
27 Nov 07
Ha! The last statement is a bit of an understatement. Run do not walk. Wonder if this is a true story? If so this guy needs to wake up.